european bottle rocket

The act of ejaculating while using a penis pump. You must then take said ejaculate and pump the entirety of it into your anus

Guy 1: "Dude I pulled a European bottle rocket last night"

Guy 2: "Nice"

by ZzzNCzzZ September 24, 2017

european jigsaw

a term that is used to fool defenses in high school football. Also just an awesome combination of words.

Did you see that European Jigsaw on that last play?

by EuropeanJigsaw October 29, 2015

European Princess

When you shove your balls into a girl's vagina and proceed to pee on her

I gave that slut a European Princess and she smelled like garbage after and before.

by anonymous July 26, 2022

European Gurgler

Urinating in a persons mouth from at least six feet away.

That girl last night was real European Gurgler.

by Yes my son March 15, 2024

European Standard Of Beauty

(1) Nazi ideology of blond hair and blue eyed
(2) Fair to pale flowing long straight hair light eyes tall (Especially If They're Nordic) Flawless Spotless Skin

European Standard Of Beauty is so strong in India and South Africa that they bleach their skin and wear contacts

by EmJayee December 11, 2018

european toilet

The girl that rejects you when you try too hard to get her goods.

May also means she spits and swallows.

"You have an incredibly sexy body, I like sex. 'My wife doesn't like anything"

"Ok, I'm sorry about your sad life, I'm not interested."
"You're a European toilet."

by BarRat December 9, 2016

European Princess

When you shove your testicles into a girl's vagina and proceed to pee on her

I gave that whore a European Princess and she smelled like piss

by poopietuesday July 26, 2022