a backhand so epic that the person or thing recieving the epic backand is always seriously enjured usually killed and may even be destroyed from existence. similar to being backhanded by god.
Japanese Emperor: what just happened?!
General: Someone was just epic backhanded sir.
Japanese Emperor: Where at?
General: Hiroshima.
Japanese Emperor: Poor bastards....
General: Someone was just epic backhanded sir.
Japanese Emperor: Where at?
General: Hiroshima.
Japanese Emperor: Poor bastards....
by Winkmaster Wink October 28, 2010
Get the Epic Backhandmug. the company who made fortnite which is only played by toxic kids and also made unreal engine the best engine for creating random games!
by Icantbreathewithmyfat500000lbs October 28, 2022
Get the Epic Gamesmug. by greenpriviledge December 29, 2020
Get the epic letdownmug. by Elvis_definer June 22, 2022
Get the elvis is epicmug. The act of having your wang shrunken to the size of a single testicle while playing water polo in two speedos.
After the three consecutive games in the championship, jonnyboy experienced epic shrinkage so great that he was too embarrassed to even get out of the pool.
by zee ubernator April 21, 2009
Get the epic shrinkagemug. Guy; That author that came to our school! He's rich, but he seems weird.
Girl; Talk about an epic wail.
Girl; Talk about an epic wail.
by Geoffrey_the_Giraffe September 22, 2009
Get the epic wailmug. 