color engineer

Politcally correct slang for "Nigger Rig"

Me: I got my car fixed.
You: Did you have to nigger rig it?
Me: Noooo... I color Engineered it!

by Jeremy Harrison May 27, 2006

blown engine

When your respective sexual partner motorboats your asscheeks, and you proceed to fart in her face

"Yo, Kari was motorboating me and i gave her the ol' blown engine."

by LaceDARIUS April 1, 2010

computer engineering

A profession that is hard to learn, hard to practise.

Computer engineering students usually wear plaid shirts and rimless eyeglasses.

by gcx February 22, 2011

Napkin Engineering

The use of a napkin to illustrate, design, invent, or otherwise explain some kind of engineering topic, theory, process, or equipment.

Envelopes, hands, and other generally small pieces of paper can be substituted.

Aristotle- How was the napkin ring invented?

Plato- I drew it on the back of a napkin.

Aristotle- Oh, napkin engineering. Toss the fris!

by Kbehcon February 3, 2010

Fantasy Engineering

Working on a pretend project with impractical goals, imaginary requirements, unachievable expectations.

My current assignment is fantasy engineering, we're making green biofuel out of unicorn manure.

by SequoiaMan December 4, 2009

observation engineer

an unskilled individual who watches others perform a job task

It takes one person to screw in a light bulb and one observation engineer to watch.

by psychoesthesiac July 10, 2010

dictional engineer

one who invents words

By inventing the word "dictional engineer," I am a dictional engineer.

by slickmoose2241 April 26, 2015