Elevator ladies

Ladies that go up and down

"Elevator ladies in the parking lot" black keys

by Wonderingminds August 3, 2017

elevator express

To have a jerk off race with your friend in an elevator to see who will cum first before the door opens

My friend beat me in an elevator express but i was too slow and got my glue on the young children entering the elevator

by Iyeesha_brown May 23, 2014

Human Elevator

Naked man standing up, props a male midget on his shoulders with both of the midget’s legs hanging on one side of standing mans neck. Standing man then has girl straddle him and he holds her up. He penetrates her arse and at the same time she starts to suck off the midget. Once the midget cums in the girls mouth she spits the cum over the mans face and the midget shits down the mans back, at the same time.

Man, I had shit going down one side of me and cum down the other. I was like a human elevator!!

by Dirty Long River June 27, 2012

hit the elevator

An expression used saying that mistakes are okay if they can still be corrected before a letter or package goes out the door or in the mailbox to the recipient. It refers to an office building that has a staff member who carries the mail to the mailbox. Once that person has hit the elevator, then the die is cast and the errors cannot be corrected.

Alternatively, it can be used to refer to hitting the send button and sending an e-mail that cannot be undone.

As long as it is okay when it hits the elevator. -boss

Oh man, my love letter to her is addressed to the listserver and it has already hit the elevator.

by JW July 1, 2009

Elevator

It’s an room that transports you from one place to another - an easier way than stairs. Tend to avoid elevators with two or more people for non awkward positions.

Matt: “Today I was in an elevator with two other people”
Jake: “Wow, that must’ve been awkward”

by Theoyaboi February 21, 2020

elevator key crazy

A person who's degree of lunacy requires a special elevator key to access the asylum floor that they reside on.

The Joker's madness is so intense that he is considered an elevator key crazy due to the special asylum floor that is required to contain him.

by Dreudian February 8, 2023