A variant of Edward 40hands which involves taping a wine glass (preferably unbreakable) and a bottle of wine of the participant's choice to their hands with duct tape. The participant must pour from the wine bottle into the class and drink from the glass only. Only after the bottle and glass are both empty may the items be removed from the hands.
Edward Classyhands is one of the classiest things you can do with duct tape and booze.
He's such a lightweight--he was trashed after one game of Edward Classyhands.
He's such a lightweight--he was trashed after one game of Edward Classyhands.
by DrunkasaurusPrime March 09, 2011
The most amazing guy ever! He has the best personality and a sexy body. If you ever want a boyfriend well back off hes mine. Hes perfect boyfriend material. Super sweet. And he is all way there for me. I love him so much
Edward Ramsey is sexy
by shurbanie July 21, 2010
by Lil tecca ft. Juice WRLD July 16, 2021
johnny depp was super-cute in it.
by iheartjohnnydepp April 01, 2004
The seemingly perfect boyfriend that has carefully thought about killing you
numerous times and skillfully emotionally abuses you, lowering your already low
self-esteem to the point where you no longer put value on your own life if it
doesn’t involve him.
numerous times and skillfully emotionally abuses you, lowering your already low
self-esteem to the point where you no longer put value on your own life if it
doesn’t involve him.
When dating an Edward Cullen you won’t be able to
1. go anywhere without him
2. do anything for yourself because to him you are just a helpless little girl
who was just lucky to live for seventeen years without him
3. go see your best friend
4. live a normal life without him
After dating an Edward Cullen you will
1. try to kill yourself
2. have a boy who really cares about you pick up the pieces
1. go anywhere without him
2. do anything for yourself because to him you are just a helpless little girl
who was just lucky to live for seventeen years without him
3. go see your best friend
4. live a normal life without him
After dating an Edward Cullen you will
1. try to kill yourself
2. have a boy who really cares about you pick up the pieces
by twilightiscrap123 May 13, 2009
Edward Cullen is a weirdo, who is in fact ugly and will creep into your mom's bedroom, (and is sparkly).
by K-$&SS September 14, 2009
A school in Lakewood, Ohio that is the rival of the school St. Ignatius. The academics are mediocre at best and all the school really has to show for is wrestling. The school's success in this area can be attributed that everyone who attends here is either a transvestite or a gay male that has to release his pent up need to grope men. The team is a set of naturals when it comes to this and therefore can grab men better than other men can grab them.
by GoSTEEagles February 19, 2011