The dogger of boys.
by baldbenshapiro November 28, 2018
Get the John Edwardsmug. Blackbeard: Alright, lads. I’ll give you Blackbeard’s honest opinion. You ask me, "Can this new captain promise you a life of prizes, plunder, and adventure?" Aye. Amongst all the gentlemen of fortune sailing these West Indies, he ranks amongst the most clever. There was a time when I thought myself the deadliest scourge of these seas. But this man... he's like a fearsome dog. Feeds off trouble and turmoil. I seen him clear the deck of a Spanish galleon like it were nothing. Fighting like a devil dressed as a man. And he’s the kind of man knows his way around every crack and crevice of these islands. So if it's fortune and adventure you seek, then Captain Edward Kenway’s your man. Only... don't meddle in his private affairs. For there's more mystery in that man than even I dare ask
by Chatur Singh November 23, 2021
Get the Edward Kenwaymug. A drinking game where you duct tape a beer or other alcoholic beverage into each hand securely (usually a 3rd party needs to assist), and you must not remove the duct tape until both drinks have been consumed. This game is best played with '40's' or 'longnecks' for greatest effect.
The game ensures if you need to eat, visit the bathroom or any other activity, that you either finish your drinks quickly, or enlist the assistance of a trusted drinking companion.
The game ensures if you need to eat, visit the bathroom or any other activity, that you either finish your drinks quickly, or enlist the assistance of a trusted drinking companion.
Derickk: Hey Mammoet, wanna play edward beerhands to really get this party started?
Mammoet: Sure! I'll get the duct tape, you get the beers!
Mammoet: Sure! I'll get the duct tape, you get the beers!
by dvt81 November 20, 2014
Get the Edward Beerhandsmug. johnny depp was super-cute in it.
by iheartjohnnydepp March 31, 2004
Get the edward scissorhandsmug. The seemingly perfect boyfriend that has carefully thought about killing you
numerous times and skillfully emotionally abuses you, lowering your already low
self-esteem to the point where you no longer put value on your own life if it
doesn’t involve him.
numerous times and skillfully emotionally abuses you, lowering your already low
self-esteem to the point where you no longer put value on your own life if it
doesn’t involve him.
When dating an Edward Cullen you won’t be able to
1. go anywhere without him
2. do anything for yourself because to him you are just a helpless little girl
who was just lucky to live for seventeen years without him
3. go see your best friend
4. live a normal life without him
After dating an Edward Cullen you will
1. try to kill yourself
2. have a boy who really cares about you pick up the pieces
1. go anywhere without him
2. do anything for yourself because to him you are just a helpless little girl
who was just lucky to live for seventeen years without him
3. go see your best friend
4. live a normal life without him
After dating an Edward Cullen you will
1. try to kill yourself
2. have a boy who really cares about you pick up the pieces
by twilightiscrap123 May 13, 2009
Get the Edward Cullenmug. Edward Cullen is a weirdo, who is in fact ugly and will creep into your mom's bedroom, (and is sparkly).
by K-$&SS October 16, 2009
Get the Edward Cullenmug. A school in Lakewood, Ohio that is the rival of the school St. Ignatius. The academics are mediocre at best and all the school really has to show for is wrestling. The school's success in this area can be attributed that everyone who attends here is either a transvestite or a gay male that has to release his pent up need to grope men. The team is a set of naturals when it comes to this and therefore can grab men better than other men can grab them.
by GoSTEEagles March 5, 2011
Get the St. Edwardmug.