The whining Italian, sucking on ice cream to practise for his Scandinavian future husband: "I have to get used to the cold."
The slav: "Mhm bc they all have Edward Cullen dicks in Scandinavia."
s/o to Titty for being a dumbass and not knowing this.
The slav: "Mhm bc they all have Edward Cullen dicks in Scandinavia."
s/o to Titty for being a dumbass and not knowing this.
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A drunken game where 3 bros watch scat porn together and jerk off over a biscuit, last to cum has to eat the biscuit with a nugget of all 3 participants scat on the biscuit with the 3 loads, all has to go down in one bite and no spitting.
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Get the edward nygma mug.Edward Richtofen is a German scientist and a doctor who created a whole zombie apocalypse, and now he has to rely on his unconventional allies, who were also his test subjects, to fight of hordes of the undead.
He's way too sexual sometimes, and he's just straight up insane, so I'd recommend you stay at least 12 feet away. He was voiced by Nolan North and is a playable character from Call of Duty: Black Ops 1 to Call of Duty: Black Ops 4.
He can also be seen in Call of Duty mobile as different versions of himself, the most popular being the turned skin, most often being paired with Tank Dempsey, whom he has a love-hate relationship with.
He's way too sexual sometimes, and he's just straight up insane, so I'd recommend you stay at least 12 feet away. He was voiced by Nolan North and is a playable character from Call of Duty: Black Ops 1 to Call of Duty: Black Ops 4.
He can also be seen in Call of Duty mobile as different versions of himself, the most popular being the turned skin, most often being paired with Tank Dempsey, whom he has a love-hate relationship with.
Richtofen: "Mein name is Edward Richtofen, und I vork for zhe group 935 testing facility!"
Dempsey: "Do you guys think we should really be trusting this piece of shit Nazi?"
Takeo: "If our survival depends on it, then sadly, yes."
Nikolai: "Fuck all of you and give me my vodka."
Dempsey: "Do you guys think we should really be trusting this piece of shit Nazi?"
Takeo: "If our survival depends on it, then sadly, yes."
Nikolai: "Fuck all of you and give me my vodka."
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Get the Edward Richtofen mug.When a character in a fan fiction or a TV show or book (or something) acts like Edward Cullen from the ever so popular book and movie Twilight. Usually refers to when a character is spying on someone else who is asleep.
by Kamiko-chan April 22, 2009
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