erik ahl

He is very sexy and have a big monster dick. All the girls are fighting with it.

Please erik ahl let me fight your big dick

by PHA THE REAL PHA December 12, 2016

Erik

That typical Part-Irish person who you met online.

You don't know why you are reading this don't you?
Well, I don't know why I made this anyways lol

Anyway, he's a nice guy that's addicted to Hitman

Asian person: Oh hey Erik, why are you playing Hitman 2 again?
Erik: Because I can. Anyways, wanna play Payday later?

by kekersity June 5, 2019

Erik

Erik is usually the shortest person you know, but also the smartest. He is very smart in maths and physics. He does not mind if you make short-jokes about him. He is never wrong, at least that is what he thinks.

Normal person: You are Short
Person that knows Erik: You are Erik

by mAN JEG ER KUL April 25, 2018

Erik Menendez

A guy who (along with his brother Lyle) committed homicide on his parents as a result of chronic sexual abuse and was defending for his life. Although it is tempting to label it as manslaughter, the planning was 100% deliberate and thus a first-degree homicide.

Has somehow managed to become the idol of every TikTok zoomer as of lately.

Boomers: Fuck Erik Menendez, filthy scumbag who killed his own parents!!!

Zoomers: I LITERALLY WANT TO FUCK ERIK MENENDEZ HE IS SO HOT OMG

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 20, 2021

Eriks glasses

Eriks glasses is when a man named Mel puts all of his pubic hair into a womans vajayjay. The woman then continues to pee all of the pubic hair and pee into the mans mouth.

"Person 1: Hey why was the whole floor wet last night?"
"Person 2: I gave Mel Eriks glasses."
"Person 1: That's sick!!"

by ZittyXY March 12, 2024

Erik

The most based person in the Milky Way. He seeks strength and power but also spiritual faith and faith in ones he is close with

Person 1: Did you hear about what Erik did yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah he deadlifted a ton

by Chadrick Basedman August 26, 2022

Erik

the fakest person you will ever meet. He will probably post mean things about you behind your back and when u address them and tell him him you feel he will say your bulling him and say mean things then later just say he was "standing up for him self". Erik also has bad breath and will SMELL if u hang out with him. Erik dont have an actual personality he just steals yours. also Erik will watch euphoria one and say he has a pill problem. he will glorify mental illnesses constantly. Erik will also say hes depressed but we all know hes faking it. ERIK IS THE WORST PERSON EVER!

my friend: did you see what erik posted abt you

me: no

my friend: lemme send you ss he only has like 44 followers but its still mean

by yummy hores August 23, 2020