epic shrinkage

The act of having your wang shrunken to the size of a single testicle while playing water polo in two speedos.

After the three consecutive games in the championship, jonnyboy experienced epic shrinkage so great that he was too embarrassed to even get out of the pool.

by zee ubernator April 21, 2009

Epic Games

the company who made fortnite which is only played by toxic kids and also made unreal engine the best engine for creating random games!

Epic games more like epic gays

by Icantbreathewithmyfat500000lbs October 28, 2022

Epic Chills

The chills or goosebumps one gets after experiencing absolute epicness from movies, songs, etc.

Tom: Every time I watch Iron Man, I always get epic chills when he first puts on the completed suit.

Sam: I know watch you mean, that movie is awesome.

by Scivi45 March 26, 2010

epic letdown

Losing your fantasy football game on Monday Night to a player who has a career day.

Chelsey had an Epic Letdown when Stephan Diggs scored three touchdowns on Monday Night Football

by greenpriviledge December 29, 2020

elvis is epic

Jake and reeves Elvis talent show video that will never get old.

Man Elvis is epic no matter how old they get.

by Elvis_definer June 22, 2022

Epic Backhand

a backhand so epic that the person or thing recieving the epic backand is always seriously enjured usually killed and may even be destroyed from existence. similar to being backhanded by god.

Japanese Emperor: what just happened?!
General: Someone was just epic backhanded sir.
Japanese Emperor: Where at?
General: Hiroshima.
Japanese Emperor: Poor bastards....

by Winkmaster Wink October 28, 2010

epic wail

The combination of an epic win and an epic fail. It's so epic, it could go either way.

Guy; That author that came to our school! He's rich, but he seems weird.

Girl; Talk about an epic wail.

by Geoffrey_the_Giraffe September 22, 2009