a backhand so epic that the person or thing recieving the epic backand is always seriously enjured usually killed and may even be destroyed from existence. similar to being backhanded by god.
Japanese Emperor: what just happened?!
General: Someone was just epic backhanded sir.
Japanese Emperor: Where at?
General: Hiroshima.
Japanese Emperor: Poor bastards....
General: Someone was just epic backhanded sir.
Japanese Emperor: Where at?
General: Hiroshima.
Japanese Emperor: Poor bastards....
by Winkmaster Wink October 28, 2010
Get the Epic Backhandmug. i was playing basketball only to realize i was only slapping epic emerys head
i was carving a pumpkin and i was actually cutting his head open
i was carving a pumpkin and i was actually cutting his head open
by its spanking day January 17, 2020
Get the Epic Emerymug. Guy; That author that came to our school! He's rich, but he seems weird.
Girl; Talk about an epic wail.
Girl; Talk about an epic wail.
by Geoffrey_the_Giraffe September 22, 2009
Get the epic wailmug. the company who made fortnite which is only played by toxic kids and also made unreal engine the best engine for creating random games!
by Icantbreathewithmyfat500000lbs October 28, 2022
Get the Epic Gamesmug. a sneeze that occurs while eating, resulting in a forceful expulsion of both snot and food particles, to the horror of the sneezer and everyone else present
Look out, I think Billy's about to have an epic sneeze!
Aahhchoopbthhhh!
Gross, Billy, gross! Now I have your taco salad in my soup!
Aahhchoopbthhhh!
Gross, Billy, gross! Now I have your taco salad in my soup!
by annikool February 5, 2010
Get the epic sneezemug. 
The act of having your wang shrunken to the size of a single testicle while playing water polo in two speedos.
After the three consecutive games in the championship, jonnyboy experienced epic shrinkage so great that he was too embarrassed to even get out of the pool.
by zee ubernator April 21, 2009
Get the epic shrinkagemug.