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elephant never forgets 

Joke term used when someone remebers something very well that they would not be expected to.
MRX:"I'm now fucking your sister"

MRD: Didn't you say she was a frigid lesbian bitch once? Someone who you wouldn't ever sleep with unless you suddenly wanted to get an std?

MRG: I remember him saying that-how did you remember- i thought we were all drunk

MRD: An elephant never forgets.
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Elephant Luau 

Same as a standard-issue luau, but with an elephant substituting his tail and trunk for the equipment of two men.
Dean and Rob had other plans, so Kristin had an elephant luau with Jumbo.
Elephant Luau by Marcudis August 2, 2008

Elephant Trunk 

It means a huge dank! elephant man and other rapers use it in there lyrics all the tyme.
"dang gurl i heard CC is strung"
"wut u mean gurl"
"gurl i mean he gotta elepant trunk"
"well break me off sumo that"
Elephant Trunk by BaBy Gurl April 18, 2005

elephant smack 

it is when you take the cock of an elephant and hit someone in the face with it is also a sporting event in south africa
man 1: ur ugly
man 2: smack
man 1: god damnit what the hell was that
man 2: pwn elephant smack you in eye
man 1: on the NSB now
man 2: wo0t
man 1:what was an elephant doing on the sidewalk
man 2: youjustgotraped

Elephant buddy 

a form of guy love between two heterosexual males in which one participant does not realize that he is involved;  i.e., an unreciprocated one-sided bromance
Todd thought that there was a real bromance brewing between Ken & himself, but was really upset when he figured out he was just an elephant buddy.
Elephant buddy by Old Grumpy December 19, 2012

Elephant Flakes 

The finest form of well aged ecstasy in large quantities.
After boofing all the elephant flakes I woke up in canadian sweatpants.

Elephant Whistle 

A sexual act when a man is flaccid and his girl comes up in between his legs from behind, placing his balls on her face, she blows very hard on the back of his penis causing it to fly up like an elephant's trunk. His taint creates a channel of air and causes a whistling sound when the girl blows.
I had such bad whiskey dick after the bars that I had to ask my girlfriend for an elephant whistle before I plowed her like the hog she is.

Dude, I just got out of the shower and was standing naked in my bathroom when out of nowhere my girl comes up behind me and gives me and elephant whistle.

I thought I heard someone torturing animals next door but it turns out it was just my roommate getting an elephant whistle.