Dylan

The one kid with the weird jokes that nobody likes. Most likely has a bland haircut. Literally everyone hates him.

Can we please not invite Dylan?
Why the fuck is Dylan here again?
Please leave us alone Dylan.

by reeeeeeeeeelmo September 19, 2020

Dylan

A person who would drive off a 150ft cliff and come back alive

Dylan is known as gas

by Kabott October 16, 2019

Dylan

A Dylan is a sweet man who has an obsession with weeaboo's and never gets over them. Has good sense of humor and lives in Ohio. He harasses me for my big tits but that's fine. He also has good French Fries.

Dylan

by Tia megamilk March 18, 2018

Dylan

A retarded loser who can be friendy but still is a retarded crack head who eats shit and has a chode.

Jim:Your a dylan
Dave:Thats harsh and incorrect bitch i dont have a chode

by sexttoys103 June 18, 2011

Dylan

I guy that likes to hump dogs. He especially likes golden retrivers.

guy 1: "dude dylan just gave my dog a hj"
guy 2: "thats dylan."

by leslie backhinding May 31, 2011

Dylan

A pussy whipped individual who does not exercise, bathe, or have control over his bowel movements.

Dylan could you PLEASE wash the dishes?!

by anto1511 October 06, 2010

Dylan

A fucking sex-crazed nympho that needs to leave my best friend alone before I kick his ass.

Dylan tried to get with her again last night. FUCK YOU!

by dylanjayisafag! August 26, 2008