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Danger Porn

A game which is played in a group environment (such as a college dorm or a workspace with cubicles). The player sits down at a computer, removes their pants, and then process to masturbate to porn on their computer which is playing at an extremely high volume. Meanwhile, the door to their room/office should be open (so that passers-by will be able to hear the porn) and the object of the game is for the player to complete their masturbation session without getting caught.

This game is best played when drunk, as getting caught is less embarrassing.
John came back from a long night of drinking. He opened his door, turned up his stereo and took off his plants. John was ready for a rousing game of Danger Porn. He then proceeded to start the porn and masturbate vigorously in hopes to finish before any passers by approached. John finished but didn't have time to clean off his chest before he had company - oh well!
by _Paradox_ March 2, 2010
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gangly dang banger

To have sexual intercourse with a male in ownership of a half erect member.
Dude, i totally banged a gangly dang banger last night.
by heather, kighl, kat, kayln January 23, 2008
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Lady Danger

When two or more women share their menstrual cycle.
You're on your period too? Lady Danger!
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dangeresque

1. A fictional character played by Strong Bad.
2. A Trilogy with Strong Bad playing Dangeresque, Coach Z as Ranaldo, and Bubs as Dangeresque's enemy.
Extras: The Cheat,Strong Mad,Marzipan and Strong Sad as StrongBad's stunt double (not comfirmed).
The latest film is due June 2004. It is 'Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective'.....in 3D!
Ranaldo:Sounds pretty Dangerous!
Dangeresque:No. Sounds DangerESQUE!
by Adam S., last time I checked. December 1, 2003
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danger skank

1. The art of skanking near wind turbines.

2. Pulling the parachute cord at the moment of ejaculation.
He skanked a couple of times but somehow that wasn't enough for Gareht. He decided to go for a danger skank instead.
by Maximator June 29, 2011
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dang

Softer version of "damn". Similar to "darn". Used mostly by Southerners and Mormons.
by whckster12 May 9, 2009
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dangenerate

a slacker. lazy, unmotivated. one who cuts corner
dan called in sick to work after drinking too much at the christmas party
by hc December 9, 2003
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