The floppy donkey is when a guy spreads his legs slightly while standing and thrusts his hips back and forth furiously resulting in his pecker swinging back forth like a pindulum. The floppy donkey is most effective while wearing gym shorts or sweat pants!
When Janet bent over to pick up her pencil I molly-whopped her square in the face with my floppy donkey
by samps daddy January 26, 2011
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Sex with a woman with a big booty.
by Dolphan April 23, 2006
Get the riding the donkey mug.when your doing a girl from behind and you wisper in her ear you have an STD she will try to get away... (Bucking Bronco)then, while she is trying to get away punch her in the back of the head with both hands to knock her out (Double donkey punch) lastly drag her violently to the top of the stairs (preferrably by the hair)shove your D in her A and ride that shit down the stairs tobagon style (tobagon sled)
have you ever done the bucking bronco, double donkey punch tobagon sled?
it was crazy!
she died!
MORMON
it was crazy!
she died!
MORMON
by cum bustin bad boy March 31, 2009
Get the the bucking bronco, double donkey punch tobagon sled mug.Someone who is afraid to commit to the person he's dating, and becomes panicky whenever things start to get serious in the relationship. The panicked donkey is known for his very wide eyes, and stubborn refusal to move.
Jack: Jill invited me to have dinner with her parents. I completely froze. I was such a panicked donkey.
Jill: Come with me to dinner with my parents. It's really no big deal.
Jack: noise like a donkey's bray with a look of sheer terror on his face
Jill: Stop being such a panicked donkey!
Jill: Come with me to dinner with my parents. It's really no big deal.
Jack: noise like a donkey's bray with a look of sheer terror on his face
Jill: Stop being such a panicked donkey!
by BayAreaBlondie March 15, 2008
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Get the compton donkey mug.Waking up in the morning & realizing you're out of coffee.
Sucks Donkey Balls.
You breaking up with your boyfriend to date his younger brother.
Sucks Donkey Balls for your ex. Boo hoo.
Your phone falling out of your pocket & into the toilet as you're about to go pee (girls)
Sucks Donkey Balls
Sucks Donkey Balls.
You breaking up with your boyfriend to date his younger brother.
Sucks Donkey Balls for your ex. Boo hoo.
Your phone falling out of your pocket & into the toilet as you're about to go pee (girls)
Sucks Donkey Balls
by ThatGirl79 December 7, 2013
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