Drag Bar

A location where Lauren Boebert's husband (Jayson Boebert) has put his penis on display for the general public. Typically a bowling ally.

"Do you want to go to the drag bar this weekend."
"Sure, but we will need to find a sitter because we can't take the kids. It's just not safe."

by xxxyy August 10, 2022

dragging canoe

walking around with a turd in your underpants

I was a mile from home, I'd been turtling for an hour, I'd already touched cloth a couple times, and that log slid right out. I was dragging canoe the whole rest of the way.

by sliveredham March 7, 2019

Drag jesus

Villanelle going borderline insane and seeing DRAG JESUS who is a vision of herself in god form

Super hot jesussy

I have a big fat raging crush on drag jesus

by Villanelles wife (real) March 11, 2022

dragging taint

The act of dragging your taint against your girlfriends face.

Honey, I'm going to be dragging taint against your face like I'm riding a bull!

by hugeneck June 11, 2017

Drag boobs

A pair of large natural breasts that strangely reveals no cleavage above a standard neckline. So named for their resemblance to the false breasts warn by female impersonators (Drag Queens).

Stacy: Whoa, what is Tiffany stuffing her bra with these days?
Aaron: No, those are natural. Tiffany's got drag boobs.
Stacy: Ohhh. Wait, how do you know?

by Domina DeVil September 20, 2012

london drag

The london drag is where the male takes his penis and drags it down the female's back starting from her neck all the way down to the crack of her ass.

Wow I would perform the london drag across that bitties back

by Johnny john mp April 2, 2017

Truffle drag

After making truffle butter and it on ya nuts then drag it across her face

The other day Johnny did the truffle drag on me.

by Dickwad21 June 5, 2022