Job Douche

Someone who gets really involved in a job and lives for the weekend

Guy 1: Hey, shall we go see Transformers on Tuesday night? That new, admittedly horse-like replacement for Megan Fox will be adequate for me to part with my cash to see that sub-standard movie
Guy 2: Yeah man, I'll invite Tim, I always enjoy his witty and insightful comments
Guy 3: He has to work on weekdays. He's a job douche now.

by Blargle Margle July 24, 2011

douche

Its proper definition of douche is the introduction of of a fluid into the vagina for medical or hygienic reasons. Not being an enjoyable process, its derivatives are usually meant to insult. Terms such as shower pocket, douchebag, d-bag, DB, doucherama, doucher, douche turd, douchington, or simply douche are not uncommon.

"that cop gave me a ticket for only going 5mph over the limit, what a douche!"

"I'm trying to impress these people I'm taking you to meet, so don't be a d-bag or anything, ok?"

by Reginald Emmett McCafferty July 3, 2007

douche

Donald Trump. There is no clearer way to describe this word.

President Donald J. Trump is the biggest fucking douche EVER.

by hot_mama February 28, 2017

douche donut

Another word for Man Bun

You call that a man bun, but I call it a Douche Donut.

by ddonley88 June 9, 2016

Douche knot

A man bun

Look at that dude's douche knot

by Mulc1645 May 15, 2016

Goose Douche

A Goose Douche is an individual that orders Grey Goose Vodka bottle service at club due to the perception that the spirit imparts a certain level of status.

That Jersey guido thinks he's cool because he's paying $400 for a bottle of Grey Goose but most the girls in here realize that he's a Goose Douche.

by PLe1 March 5, 2009

Il Douche

As the Fascist leader Mussolini was known as Il Duce, the term "Il Douche" is used to describe the number one leader of douchebags(you know who you are) and/or all that is douchey............

Carl was bestowed with the name Il Douche as a result of his tendency to be a major d-bag.

by sheila in the car July 21, 2010