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beached dolphin

when you are doing it doggie style and you keep trying to stick it in her ass and she shakes her head and mumbles "eh eh, eh eh", similiar to the sound of a dolphin
me and your dad, beached dolphin, get it, got it, good
by the killer b - October 16, 2008
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dirt dolphin

A slutty white woman who fucks native american guys all the time. Similar to a mudshark, but with native american guys instead.
Wow that Hannah chick is a real dirt dolphin. She is all over Chief Running Horse tonight.
by toddandjared January 10, 2012
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Dolphin Dying

Getting owned while trying to dolphin dive like a retard for no reason in Call of Duty: Black Ops.
"I was diving onto the flag, then the bitch shot me off the map! I dolphin died!" -Dolphin Dying
by The Venetian January 17, 2011
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Dolphin Switch

The dolphin switch is a metaphorical "switch" that can be flicked when one wishes to change their sexuality at the drop of a hat.

Born of the concept that Dolphins can "switch" between safe sex and unprotected sex whenever they so wish - so why wouldn't they be able to switch sexualities?
Aww man...that guy's so hot....but I'm dating Amanda!" "Dude...just flick the Dolphin Switch!" "Aww man, didn't think of that. Click. Done!
by Giga Sonic December 6, 2010
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horny dolphin

when you strap a thong around a womens face and cum all over it till it gets soaked. When she screams and crys you take out your dick and wack her all over her face till youve beat the chicken good!
bob preformed a horny dolphin on Jessica last night .

SAMs horny dolphin made Layla call 911 threatining to bring out the Matanga and cut his dick off.
by mrham4444 April 11, 2014
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speaking dolphin

The sound a chick makes when you stick your dick in her ass thus making her speak like a dolphin.
Dude, I went to Sally's house and I totally made that bitch start speaking dolphin.
by white nigga candy October 15, 2014
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Dolphin punch

When punch and or slap someone using your penis
"wow did you hear? Foulcault dolphin punched himself in the eye!"
by Syntax1985 December 20, 2014
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