dingleberries

A man's testicles

Ow! Don't kick my dingleberries, Nate!

by cavecharm October 31, 2014

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Dingleberry Brain

A person with an empty skull who is full of shit and stupid like a rock.

Bob is a real dingleberry brain. I told him to be ready by ten o’clock PM! He’s been waiting outside since ten this morning.

by Chiphed2 July 4, 2022

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Dingleberry Catch

When someone has dingleberries (shitty toilet paper stuck to anus hairs) and another partner attempts to eat the berries off of the arsehole.

Me and the wife tried dingleberry catch last night. She managed to eat 4.

by Daveyfishface March 10, 2020

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Dingleberries

Tiny lumps of crusty shit stuck to the hairs of your arseole after taking a good shit.

Excuse me while I just pop to the shithouse but I need to get rid of some dingleberries from my arseole

by FARTPANTS44 August 29, 2018

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The little round fecal pellets of animal droppings such as sheep, that have the appearance of a berry lying in grass or still hanging from or in the vicinity of the woollen backsides they emanated from.

Clueless person: Oooh look I found some magic berries in the long grass in yonder field... they don't taste as good as they look.

Farmer: Yep ye found some dingleberries from m' dingleberry field. I hope ye closed the gate or all m' sheep will scarper.

by Munchy Arsebiscuit May 28, 2020

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