Dingleberry 

a delicious treat found on your ass hairs. composed of human shit and other delicious juices. usually formed when the asshole is not sanitized or well enough after taking a shit or when one hasn't showered for a week and has tooken many shits.

Hey man got any snacks to eat at your place?" " All I have is these dingleberries." " Arn't those those balls of your shit stuck to your ass hairs?" " Yeap pretty much." "Fine I'll take some of those dingleberries." " Yea I make it into Dingleberry crunch all the time."

Dingleberry by Andrewwwwwwwww Da mannnnnnnnn November 17, 2010

dinkleberry

a peice of toilet paper that is residue in an asshole.

"oh look that kid is picking the dinkleberry out and throwing it at his dog!"

dinkleberry by everlost555 December 28, 2005

dingleberry 

What grows on the rear ends of dogs in the winter.

"Damn it! I have to trim the dingleberries off the dog again!

dingleberry by tradesman March 31, 2003

dingleberry 

Little balls of shit that build up on ass hairs.

Dude!! Kelly was tossing my salad and got dingleberrys stuck in her teeth.

I would like some dingleberry pie.

dingleberry by Ara, Kai, Lauren, Jon December 28, 2007

dingleberry 

A ball of dookie stuck in one's butt hairs; an ignorant or obnoxious person.

That dingleberry really hurt when I pulled it off, or that dingleberry broke his arm again

dingleberry by Crammit January 20, 2006

dingleberries 

As defined in The War Of Don Emmanuel's Nether Parts, by Louis de Bernieres:

'Dingleberries,' he said, assuming a professional air, 'are the little balls of fluff that appear in one's underwear and sometimes entwine themselves in one's pubic hair. Frequently they are of a grey colour and woolly nature.'

See above.

dingleberries by Andrew March 3, 2004

Dingleberry 

A stleathy, socially awkward make found prelly unexpected women on dancefloors at cocktail parties, weddings, and clubs all over the nation.

The Dingleberry is a common sight on the dance floors of cocktail parties, weddigs and clubs across the nation. This pest silently approach a non suspecting female dancer from behind and begin to dance behind her with the hopes of grinding his penis on her.

What Differs the dingle berry from the douche bag, is that the dingleberry is difficult to remove. Once a dingle berry humps his chosen woman she will most like have him attached to her ass for the rest of the night no how hard she shakes that booty trying to boogy away.

Sorry Girls, but i have go go sit down for a bit and detach this dingleberry from my ass so I can be comfortable. the dingleberry's dancing behind me and trying to pretend his penis just keeps accidently rubbing on my butt for song ofter song, I cant shake him off.

Dingleberry by sororitysam January 26, 2010