diagony

Intense OCD-type stress from wondering if you've got a drawn line or installed brace at e-x-a-c-t-l-y 45 degrees.

Cool dude #1, helping his buddy --- cool dude #2 --- to install a shelf in da clubhouse for him: Hey, Bro, this is all just a crudely-built setup --- no need to go into diagony over whether da pieces are precisely cut or fitted!

by QuacksO November 8, 2025

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Luke Dignum

To create a Luke: start with a base of hysterically funny. Mix in equal parts of cute, charming, sexy and intelligent. Combine with integrity, thoughtfulness and confidence until a solid foundation forms. For flavour, add a dirty mind to the hysterically funny but balance it by increasing the charm to ‘almost irresistible’ quantity. You should find the resulting mixture is well formed and appealing to the eye. Add maturity, cheekiness and something ‘indescribably unique’ to serve.

Summary: A Luke is one of the most amazing and unique people you will ever meet. In many ways he is like a great recipe for a person – containing all the right elements in just the right quantities. If you meet a Luke, show him he’s special by hiding things to make him smile wherever and whenever you can – even on the internet.

If you ever have the opportunity to be friends with a Luke then take it. You will be the 2nd luckiest woman in the world.

He also LOVES chicken nuggets!!!!!!

Cor!!! He's definitely a Luke Dignum.

by Demon Apocalypse October 19, 2016

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