Digital Doomsday

The idea that someone,somewhere will figure out how to destroy the internet(or render it completely useless)by sending a powerful virus to every Computer in the world with the ability to wreck that units internal processer.

Terrorist:I know how we can cause TERROR! Digital doomsday!
Other terrorist:OMFGIHJNDBHCKJSN ORGASM LETS DO THIS SHIT

by Cicifire345 May 23, 2011

bury a digit

to stick one's finger in a woman's vagina; to finger a woman.

tom decided to bury a digit inside of patrice quickly after meeting and taking her to his room

by quignugget December 5, 2009

digital deforestation

The act of sending countless unneccessary volumes of emails seemingly oblivious to the plight of the poor defenseless virtual trees that are being killed to perpetuate such a practice.

I'm so sick of the digital deforestation at this office. If I get another email about the fucking pot luck on Friday, I'm gonna snap!

by Michael T Ellis January 12, 2009

extract digit

A more polite way to say pull your finger out.

On the 3rd of May 1945, Allied forces, including the Indian 26th Division and a Gurkha parachute battalion, retook Rangoon from the Japanese ("Opration Dracula"), effectively ending #WW2 in Burma. Over Insein prison, planes spotted these messages by UK POWs ready for liberation: "Japs gone. Extract digit."

by Danack May 3, 2020

Digital hypochondria

A special type of hypochondria in which one has the constant and irrational fear that their computer is infected with a virus, despite multiple Anti-Virus programs repeatedly finding that nothing is wrong.

Those who suffer from this anxiety disorder are said to be digital hypochondriacs.

Jim: Look, if something was going on, Norton would have said.
Dwight: Shut up, Jim, I know something's wrong...
Jim: Look, your computer doesn't have a virus!
Dwight: Shut up!
Jim: You're have digital hypochondria. You need to see someone about it.
Dwight (ignoring): Come on, McAfee...finish the scan....

by A Person Named March 14, 2014

Beefy Digits

When you go out with a girl and proceed to feel her up and your hand gets caught in her fupa chalupa. You then must kick her in the Camel Toe to release your fingers, and for good measure you bite her truck stop pancakes.

After Cooter’s date with Sharon Jean, he hauled ass out of the back seat of her El Camino and told his friends to smell his beefy digits.

by Beef Master Funk November 3, 2010

digital prayer

1. the act of taking a photo of food prior to eating

2. stopping to bow over your food (to take a photo) before eating

-i do a quick digital prayer before every meal.

-wow, this food looks great shall we bow for a digital prayer before eating?

-excuse me while i digitally pray over my food.

by sycosims January 28, 2013