Denver Omlette

The act of placing your nutsac on the back tire of a bicycle, then having someone mount the bicycle, and begin to ride it, skipping and smacking your balls around.

"Dude, why are you limping?"
"I got soooo drunk and decided to make a denver omlette."
"sounds good!"
"no dude... my testicles got smashed..."

by r3dpub June 13, 2008

Denver Omellete

Can only be performed from within a vehicle, by men and within the City of Denver.

First you start with a pressed ham and to it, you add the sausage and a couple nuts. (You may garnish with parsley if you wish.)

Once we hit the city limits of Denver, I started handing out Denver Omelletes all along I-70.

by Art Vandelay December 16, 2004

Demers

A women/man who keeps talking to your parents after you broke up with her and made it clear that you never want to see her again.

She is being such a 'Demers' with my family

by David Rock Walker January 16, 2008

Denver Broncos

A sad remnant of a team who couldn't stand up to the Pittsburgh Steelers with the Super Bowl on the line.

Wow...the Denver Broncos sure got their asses spanked by the Pittsburgh Steelers.

by Truthtalker2 July 6, 2006

deever

Term for DVD (Digital Video Disc) used by losers.

"Out watching Deevers."

by Steve November 1, 2001

Denver

An amazing girl, that is thoughtful, intelligent, gorgeous, and just down to earth. Denver's usually are redhead's/ginger's and get all the guys. Denver's are the rare's out there!

If you ever meet a Denver, keep her close. She's one of a kind!

by degr May 4, 2014

denver broncos

A Football (American) team that will never win a Super Bowl again, because without Elway they are worthless.

Pinches Denver Broncos putos

by Fernando Villarreal October 14, 2006