For privacy purposes, I'll refrain from saying her name, but you know who you are, and I love you. It goes without saying that the very woman my heart belongs to, is also the very woman who shows that miracles do happen. And one happened to me, that night when you first texted me. Without saying a word, she is beautiful, sexy, gorgeous, cute, adorable and everything positive about one's appearence. When she smiles, the sun itself shines through so bright. Her eyes glisten and sparkle, as blue as the ocean itself. Her face, dotted to the T with adorable little freckles. Vibrant red hair lies on top her head. Her body is like that of no other, thick, delicous, sexy and all around perfect to the very core, every single part. She's as beautiful as the stars on a clear night sky. She knows not of how much she means to me, but when she reads this, i'm hoping she'll start to understand just how much she truly does. A life without you, is a life not worth living. Be mine forever and always. And with that, comes the conclusion. I love you, my feiry red headed fiancè.
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Invented by Jark, Spyed and Matteo of DeviantART.com - the largest online community of art anywheres. Artists on the site are known as "Deviants" and the artworks they produce (which can fall into so many categories, that the word "art" is not broad enough) are called "Deviations"
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This is the act of going to the trouble of inaccurately defining a word on Urbandictionary just to make a private joke at the expense of a member of your extended social circle, who, since you'll have to go to the trouble of dragging them to a computer, telling them the Urbandictiony url to type in, and then telling them which is the one word out of thousands that personally mentions the name of the person to get any kind of reaction out of them, thus negating the possible humour from the act of the joke, (since this is like having to stop and explain a joke after telling it), and thereby confusing the issue for everyone else in the world who is obviously not either you and your two sniggering sychopantic hanger-ons who think this kind of thing is even remotely interesting or clever.
This is the act of going to the trouble of inaccurately defining a word on Urbandictionary just to make a private joke at the expense of a member of your extended social circle, who, since you'll have to go to the trouble of dragging them to a computer, telling them the Urbandictiony url to type in, and then telling them which is the one word out of thousands that personally mentions the name of the person to get any kind of reaction out of them, thus negating the possible humour from the act of the joke, (since this is like having to stop and explain a joke after telling it), and thereby confusing the issue for everyone else in the world who is obviously not either you and your two sniggering sychopantic hanger-ons who think this kind of thing is even remotely interesting or clever.
High School Kid 1: "Ha ha, look, i just wrote wrote a description for 'Gay Loser' and put Cecil McWeedy's name there".
High School Kid 2: "OMG u r so kewl! Wait until he sees that Defination, this is the funniest joke ever"
(the next day)
High School Kid 1: "It's been a day. He's going to be soooo mad".
High School Kid 2: "Yeah, everyone in school is going to be calling him Gay Loser".
(weeks later)
High School Kid 1: "He has to have seen it by now".
High School Kid 2: "Yeah, and everyone in the world knows he's a Gay Loser".
(months later)
High School Kid 1: "You know what would be really funny? If we showed him!"
High School Kid 2: "I'll get URL up and you bring him over. Let's do it".
High School Kid 1: "OMG, this will be so funny".
High School Kid 2: "Wait... it's not there anymore".
High School Kid 2: "OMG u r so kewl! Wait until he sees that Defination, this is the funniest joke ever"
(the next day)
High School Kid 1: "It's been a day. He's going to be soooo mad".
High School Kid 2: "Yeah, everyone in school is going to be calling him Gay Loser".
(weeks later)
High School Kid 1: "He has to have seen it by now".
High School Kid 2: "Yeah, and everyone in the world knows he's a Gay Loser".
(months later)
High School Kid 1: "You know what would be really funny? If we showed him!"
High School Kid 2: "I'll get URL up and you bring him over. Let's do it".
High School Kid 1: "OMG, this will be so funny".
High School Kid 2: "Wait... it's not there anymore".
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