Toilet Tower Defense

Shitler Penwer Gayfense is the most mediocre, garbage, and Brainrot game in all of roblox history. it includes weird, and delusional kids with brains turned to chewed food. It also includes low-quality towers, gamblers, and p2w assholes who are also a kid who stole their mommy's credit card.
Shame on the GOAT's TDS and TDX for statpadding shitlet penwer gayfense

TOILET TOWER DEFENSE IZ OLD AND THE BEST GAME ON ROBLOX!!!!! THEY HAVE BETTER MOGGING THAN TDS

by TTDis_shit May 23, 2024

Off-Puck Defense

When the opponent uses the CPU players to play defense on 1 on 1's and 2 on 2's. This allows the defencemen to keep a proper gap, because the actual opponent cannot.

"Dude my uncle was playing Off-Puck Defense. What a bitch."

by dpass19 April 7, 2020

Self Defense

for most it’s protecting your self from harm but for laylas it is doing it with someone at karate

“he chokes me so i laughed uwu” that is apparently the definition of self defense now

by defnotsomeonewhoknowslayla August 9, 2022

Defensive Boner

The tightening of the urethral sphincter to prevent the flow of urine. Increased blood flow to the penis constricts the urethra so you don't piss yourself in your sleep.

Sarge: "Holster that weapon private!"

Pvt P.P: "It's a defensive boner sir! I really have to pee!"

by IamRob April 19, 2018

Wisconsin self defense

Needless escalation of a tense situation followed by victim-playing on the part of the person who escalated the situation when their escalation turns against them.

I treated my cat's injury after he Wisconsin self defense'd a squirrel. He never learns

by Racoon Skittles November 22, 2021

Verbal Trigger Defense

The defense wherein disagreeing in it, the sayer proves a point and the disagreer only makes it harder for themself. It's sometimes justified in order for the disagreer to expose any horrible truths.

Robert: "How come the system is like this? Please answer me right now. Why do I have to pay this much student loans? Is this corrupt."

Businessman: "No, this is not corrupt in the slightest and your opinion is wrong. A Verbal Trigger Defense won't help you in the slightest. Yes, everyone knows we're corrupt now but you still have to pay jack you filthy oaf."

by Leidgima-Bawelson September 10, 2020

Tiny Defense

An IOS and Android tower defense game where tiny robots called "Minirobots" defend their home planet from invaders called the "Machines".

Me: Damn, I almost forgot all about Tiny Defense. I'd whittle away many a happy hour fighting the Machines with the help of the Minirobots. It's times like these when I know I grew up too fast.

by MalumLibrum958 January 1, 2023