Chewbaccy defense

Refers to a questionable legal strategy regarding whether someone uses Skoal or Grizzly.

In Mark Twain's "Huckleberry Finn", our hero uses da "Chewbaccy defense" --- namely, dat da Widow Douglas uses snuff herself --- regarding his wanting to smoke his pipe.

by QuacksO July 18, 2021

Defensive

Calling somebody that doesn't have a superiority complex someone with a superiority complex, or parroting back everything somebody just said to defend oneself. Someone that goes from saying they're better at everything than somebody else (especially sports, music, or things people get spotlighted for) or they always beat somebody at/win at something (especially sports, music, or things people often get recognized/spotlighted for), and do it as if they'd never lost at it once in their life.

The dork girl was always defensive to the point she didn't even know she was (or do it on purpose, consciously or subconsciously), and it was bad enough that she thought that anybody that was slightly socially aware or self-controlled was either egotistical or had a superiority complex, since saying some bullshit like that would keep her in her own little winner's bubble where she didn't have to acknowledge that it wasn't just everyone else that wasn't perfect, and that way she never had to actually straighten out, she could just look and sound grown up on the surface and most people would believe it and never question her.

by The Original Agahnim November 21, 2021

the Hunter Defense

As zainy of a legal defense as Bird Law, the Hunter Defense is when you know the outcome, but refuse to acknowledge it, because it did not go in your own favor.

Garrett used the Hunter Defense when questioned about losing a foot race to a slow white guy, so he could avoid lifelong embarrassment.

by Matthew2131 February 23, 2024

Goblin Defense

"The Goblin Defense" is a legal term popularized by the streamer / youtuber vash. This legal term is Used when someone is accused of being a pedophile such as vash, and his legal counter argument to it is. I thought they were short stacks Like how goblins are drawn in porn.

"The vibe that I got was like short stack thick Kind of thing you know what I mean uh Like the way uh like goblins get drawn in porn" aka the Goblin Defense

by Thelegalturkey February 12, 2024

Defensive Boner

The tightening of the urethral sphincter to prevent the flow of urine. Increased blood flow to the penis constricts the urethra so you don't piss yourself in your sleep.

Sarge: "Holster that weapon private!"

Pvt P.P: "It's a defensive boner sir! I really have to pee!"

by IamRob April 19, 2018

Self Defense

for most it’s protecting your self from harm but for laylas it is doing it with someone at karate

“he chokes me so i laughed uwu” that is apparently the definition of self defense now

by defnotsomeonewhoknowslayla August 9, 2022

Tiny Defense

An IOS and Android tower defense game where tiny robots called "Minirobots" defend their home planet from invaders called the "Machines".

Me: Damn, I almost forgot all about Tiny Defense. I'd whittle away many a happy hour fighting the Machines with the help of the Minirobots. It's times like these when I know I grew up too fast.

by MalumLibrum958 January 1, 2023