candice deez nuts

Johnny: You know candice?
Bill: Who’s candice?
Johnny: Candice deez nuts fit in your mouth
Bill: Shut the fuck up your not funny
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Deez nuts

Deez nuts is a word originated by a black man in a joking manner amongst the early 21st century.

In the 2018 election, the top 3rd candidate went by the name

“deez nuts”. It’s used now a days as a throwback ironic piece of short comedy referring to ones nutsack. As well as that, it’s often accompanied by the sub punchline “ha gottem”
Guy 1: what’s you name?
Guy 2: deez nuts, ha gottem.
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Deez nuts

A word to roast someone sexually or jokingly.
Guy: are you 100% Vietnamese?

Guy 2:im 1% Vietnamese and 99% deez nuts in yo mother
by Mr.FreshAsian911 November 23, 2021
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Deez Nuts

Stupid comeback for people who are depressed and cant make a better comeback; Taken from a vine that isn't even the least bit funny.
Mom: what did your dad tell you to do?
Son: "Deez Nuts."
by psmith69412 March 30, 2019
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Deez nuts

the tensticels in a funny way
Guy1:deez nuts
Guy2: kill you're self
by Arbobarbro April 5, 2023
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