darth vader

when a man inserts his cranium into a females joker lips and breathes out the vag and it sounds like darth vader

person 1: why the fuck is your head coverd in blood and smells like fish
person2: well me and my bitch were doin the darth vader last night thats why
person 1 : whats that?
person 2 : dude u dont wanna no thats why im whereing this eye patch.

by ur moms v April 28, 2012

Darth Maul

To Darth Maul someone, is to have sex whilst clenching a red dildo in your ass, effectively you can have sex with two people. Now you may think that only men can achieve the Darth Maul, this is not true, a woman can get the same effect using a strap on and dildo.

Tom: Hey Ed, you want to go Darth Maul.
Ed: Whats that?
...A few moments later...
Ed: Yeah, lets go do that with Andrea.
Tom: Can i be Obi-wan?
Ed: No.

by DonkeyShlong January 16, 2010

pink darth vader

The male appendage. The Penis.

Last night I was bored so I took the pink darth vader to hyperdrive.

by xxxd August 13, 2006

Darth Breather

Señor Owen
Of Spanish class

Person 1: What is that, gale force winds out there?

Person 2: Nah dude, Señor Owen is behind you.

Person 1: Goddamn he sounds like Darth Vader.

Person 2: Now do you see why we call him Darth Breather.

by Nanna13 November 18, 2009

Dathon

A bitch.

Guy 1: "Hey you see that guy sobbing his eyes out last night at the club?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, his name was Dathon"

by Damnboyz August 1, 2018

Darth

An incredibly stupid mistake. Something truly moronic that anyone else could see was a really bad idea but hey, you did it and now everyone's laughing at you.

Oh my God! He really has gone and done a Darth - he dropped the chainsaw and chopped off his own bollocks.

by Moon July 8, 2004

use the Force on the pink Darth Vader

To jerk off; to masturbate to orgasm.

I couldn't score with that ho at the dance, so I wound up going home to use the Force on the pink Darth Vader!

by pentozali October 19, 2006