The Dane

crown apple and apple juice in a sippy cup

I really want The Dane right now.

by pooposaurous September 23, 2022

dane

he's a hot, hunk, crispy-licous, juicy-licious bortalord daddy. no cap. also, he's married.

someone: who's that mf

baileigh: THAT'S MY HUSBAND. dane's such a handsome man <3_<3 heart eyes

by 666deptusxiao May 13, 2022

Dane

Dane is the most funniest friend in the friend group and has the largest cock of all time.Dane is also the most shortest kid ever.

Lady:how is your day. Dane:It would be better if you were in it.

by Big69master May 21, 2022

Dane

Dane is the most funniest friend in the friend group and has the largest cock of all time.Dane is also the most shortest person ever.

Lady:how is your day. Dane:It would be better if you were in it.

by Big69master May 21, 2022

Dane

Dane has social anxiety, she is VERY VERY cute, pretty and short. dane is the type of person to send you memes in a middle of a conversation. She likes anime and spends most of her time in her room. She's very talkative if she's only comfortable with you.

And if you have a dane in your life, please keep them, and remember that you are very lucky if you have one of em in ur life.

friend: "Dane please go talk in our groupchat"

dane: "no, its embarrassing and akward"

by melodyykuromii May 25, 2022

crazy Dane

sticks his cock in the mouth hole and pisses in it.

lets crazy dane

by your mom is dane April 13, 2022

Dane

He is a teacher's pet, and his taste in music is 90's to the '80s so it is not good, he will brag about anything and everything he can brag about, when he is mad he stays silent and tries to make other feel bad for him.

"Bro Dane is So annoying"

by Weirdo_701 April 21, 2022