Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction

"No matter where you stand, da breeze will invariably blow either towards you or in your face, causing you great difficulty in proceeding ahead and/or "cleanly"/effectively performing tasks dat involve/include vapors/particulates/liquids." (Think, Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke, or trying to bicycle someplace on a blustery day and da stiff wind keeps switching around so dat it's always hinderingly in your face --- never helpfully at your back --- both on your way to your destination AND on your way back home again!)
P.S. Oh yeah --- and don't even **consider** simply postponing outdoor activities till a "still spell" --- DAT will only mean multitudes of mosquitoes and black flies to torment you and make you WISH for a breeze!

Two classic examples of da infuriating effects of Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction would be (1) trying to water your hanging-basket plants on da front porch, but da watering-can's sprinkled droplets keep blowing backwards so dat da water both largely misses your plants and gets you soaking-wet, and (2) trying to employ toss-across collecting when gathering returnables along da highway, but having many of da thrown containers just blow right back onto your side of da road.

by QuacksO August 12, 2019

direct attack

When wildland firefighters are bad asses and punch the flames.

I heard we are going to be doing direct attack, can't wait!

by Lol23345 September 20, 2017

direct evidence

Evidence you can feel

Rocks are an example of direct evidence

by Stutsan:)) October 23, 2017

direct port injection

When two guys jerk off and one blows his load down the pee hole of the other. Can be played as a game, the first to finish wins.

Roland didn't make it to work today because he was injured during direct port injection, he had to see the doctor again.

by Sherm my worm April 28, 2017

One Direction

A group of 4 little fucking gays that think they are talented but they are actually just shitty assholes.

They are like One Direction.

by anguiru December 5, 2017

joint direct attack munnition

an joint direct attack munnition, mostly reffered as JDAM is an gps guided dumb fire bomb wich are launched from attack jets or bombers

that jet carries 4 joint direct attack munnition JDAM bombs

by .........2..1........4.....1.. February 22, 2017

One direction

One direction used to be the biggest boy band. They went on a hiatus in 2016. It consisted of Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, Liam Payne and Zayn Malik. People part of their fandom were called Directioners. People who met them were very lucky.

"yo dude, I met One Direction!"

"Mate, that's awesome! You're so lucky!"

by Livvvvvvvvvv March 28, 2020