When humidity and dew point conditions are perfect in the Ozark mountains of Missouri, a due sets in that is made from mountain dew. Also, when there is frost here it becomes a mountain dew slushy.
by Murph-Dirty December 8, 2010

All the kickass taste and caffeine of Mountain Dew, but with no calories so you can maintain your girlish figure.
See Essence of Late Nights.
See Essence of Late Nights.
by Lily_of_Geeks August 9, 2009

An incompetent redneck will only drink beverages such as Budweiser, Cherry Coke, and mainly Mountain Dew. These rednecks tend to be blatantly drunk at any given time, but simultaneously energized by caffeine from energy drinks and of course, Mountain Dew.
Redneck: Whew, go Jeff Gordon!
Civilian: Damn they're annoying
Redneck: Cletus go grab me another six pack of Dew
Civilian 2: Yea, Mountain Dew-shBags too.
Civilian: Damn they're annoying
Redneck: Cletus go grab me another six pack of Dew
Civilian 2: Yea, Mountain Dew-shBags too.
by mr.0wl November 22, 2010

the second best drink ever known to man, being surpassed only by the original mountain dew, which everyone knows is gods nectar handed down to man to quench out thirst when no other beverage will do.
kevin: OH MY GOD!!! WE ARE OUT OF MOUNTAIN DEW!!!!
Justin: we have mountain dew supernova.
kevin: profit!
Justin: we have mountain dew supernova.
kevin: profit!
by da jester May 26, 2008

A widely known drink in America,named after the dew that comes from the leaves after a good rain.
"I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!"
"I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!"
by Hybrid Fangirl January 26, 2017

by Buckscountybitches May 3, 2015

The act of submerging your penis into a glass/cup of mountain dew, then proceeding to force an innocent victim to suck the carbonation off. Once performed, you can then refer to your penis as "Dew Dick."
-"dude what did u do last week?"
"not much man, but hey i got a Dew Dick!"
-"Yo I got a Dew Dick last night!"
"Man, i wish i had one of those.."
-"Suck my Dew Dick, BITCH!"
"not much man, but hey i got a Dew Dick!"
-"Yo I got a Dew Dick last night!"
"Man, i wish i had one of those.."
-"Suck my Dew Dick, BITCH!"
by Dr. suckonmydewdickbiotch March 2, 2011
