Aya halabi - I’m going to marry drake
Person 1 - that’s insane, you’re obsessing over a celebrity who dosent know you
Aya halabi - noo, you don’t get it I’m like the perfect girl, every rich and famous person wants me so bad!!
Person 1 - your nose covers your whole face, you have pimples dotted throughout, and you have a butt chin
Aya halabi - I’m still sexy.
Person 1 - you have delusions of grandeur!
Person 1 - that’s insane, you’re obsessing over a celebrity who dosent know you
Aya halabi - noo, you don’t get it I’m like the perfect girl, every rich and famous person wants me so bad!!
Person 1 - your nose covers your whole face, you have pimples dotted throughout, and you have a butt chin
Aya halabi - I’m still sexy.
Person 1 - you have delusions of grandeur!
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Get the Delusion mug.When a woman's makeup looks horrific to the general public but not to themselves.
In many instances, the amount she cakes on is in direct correlation to the degrees of her insecurity. So much so, they embody a feigned sense of confidence despite the glaring reality they look like Pennywise.
Sadly, a woman's girl friends will never be truthful to her when she exhibits clear symptoms of this condition. Since critiquing them warrants getting your car keyed, tires slashed and a minimum of 400 death threats sent the same hour, the most effective method of curing a delusional woman is either intensive psychotherapy or directions to the nearest circus.
In many instances, the amount she cakes on is in direct correlation to the degrees of her insecurity. So much so, they embody a feigned sense of confidence despite the glaring reality they look like Pennywise.
Sadly, a woman's girl friends will never be truthful to her when she exhibits clear symptoms of this condition. Since critiquing them warrants getting your car keyed, tires slashed and a minimum of 400 death threats sent the same hour, the most effective method of curing a delusional woman is either intensive psychotherapy or directions to the nearest circus.
Miriam: did you see Sara's face last night?
Bella: yeah omg! She looked AWFUL.
Miriam: right?? That girl must be suffering Delusions of Contour. Let's book a therapist for her.
Bella: yeah omg! She looked AWFUL.
Miriam: right?? That girl must be suffering Delusions of Contour. Let's book a therapist for her.
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This is never the case as it only highlights their crippling insecurities and nonexistent self-esteem.
Like all mental illnesses, women who suffer from delusions of contour need professional help.
This is never the case as it only highlights their crippling insecurities and nonexistent self-esteem.
Like all mental illnesses, women who suffer from delusions of contour need professional help.
Darius: Yo did you see Emily at the party last night?!
Jude: ya but she was looking beat ngl
Darius: that birthday makeup she had on was outlandish!
Jude: kinda feel bad, she got some serious delusions of contour. Homegirl was out here lookin like Pennywise from Wish!!
Jude: ya but she was looking beat ngl
Darius: that birthday makeup she had on was outlandish!
Jude: kinda feel bad, she got some serious delusions of contour. Homegirl was out here lookin like Pennywise from Wish!!
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Get the Delusions of Contour mug.(noun): 1. A person who participates in delusional activities.
(noun) 2. A person who creates false stories particularly about other people, not in a way of gossiping, but in a group of other individuals. These stories could be about the Delusionist (D) and the Subject (S) going on a date, participating in some sort of event, etc, etc.
(noun) 3. a fan fiction writer who goes with secluded group of people in a secret room to discuss their own delusions (fan fiction) usually about other people both the author and other people are familiar with.
The word is based off of the delusionists of the Komi Can’t Communicate anime and manga series.
(noun) 2. A person who creates false stories particularly about other people, not in a way of gossiping, but in a group of other individuals. These stories could be about the Delusionist (D) and the Subject (S) going on a date, participating in some sort of event, etc, etc.
(noun) 3. a fan fiction writer who goes with secluded group of people in a secret room to discuss their own delusions (fan fiction) usually about other people both the author and other people are familiar with.
The word is based off of the delusionists of the Komi Can’t Communicate anime and manga series.
Girl 1: “When I was in middle school, me and my friends were delusionists.”
Girl 2: “Me too, not only that, but we were chuunibyou!”
Girl 1: “Thank goodness I wasn’t one..” (She was.)
Girl 2: “Me too, not only that, but we were chuunibyou!”
Girl 1: “Thank goodness I wasn’t one..” (She was.)
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