Acceptable for human trafficking, incrimination, coaching basketball, the developmental league for identity theives. Completely useless in the real world
Try becoming an employee, having relationships with a UConn degree as a student advisor, training to be a snitch informant for the Italian mob.
by ApolloX*12 August 20, 2024
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by Sparkette fuckface January 29, 2020
Get the Fourth degree burn mug.Unlike a mildly-to-moderately-heated first- or second-degree fart that may merely cause minor reddening and/or blistering, this term refers to a super-hot expellation of concentrated putrid methane that not only broils Uranus and singes your butthole-hairs on the way out, but it also scorches the thigh/knee of any unfortunate fellow human being who happens to be unsuspectingly holding you on his lap at the time! It is wise, therefore, to be constantly "aware" of your colon's current "status" or "progression" of fart-activity whenever you're canoodling with someone, so that if you "feel one on the way", you can hastily hop off (here's one case where your lover most definitely **won't** think you rude or anti-social when you abruptly/wordlessly bounce up off his lap) and direct your posteriors away from your snuggle-buddy, anyone else within a fifty-foot radius, and of course, any source of fire (yes, farts are VERY MUCH flammable!), such as the outdoor grille that's currently frying up another big batch of the same beans 'n' hot wings that made you have the awful flatulence in the first place.
Redneck chick: I don't wanna have any interruption of the romantic snuggle-time with my hopefully-future-husband at our family's backyard barbecue this evening, so I'd better not partake of any of that rich spicy stuff that always gives me the third-degree farts!
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by anonymous January 26, 2024
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John: AHHHH Shit. I should have majored in computer engineering. I can't find a job with my biology degree. What do I do? I'm sorry dad. I shouldn't have gotten this useless degree.
Dad: I told you so son. Now just supplement your degree so you can salvage your useless degree.
Dad: I told you so son. Now just supplement your degree so you can salvage your useless degree.
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Someone: Hey bro, I want to major in entrepreneurship.
Someone’s friend: That’s a fake degree bro, your professor drives a Fiat Multipla. Why don’t you just start a business instead?
Someone’s friend: That’s a fake degree bro, your professor drives a Fiat Multipla. Why don’t you just start a business instead?
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