Cyber Liberals are a group of people who gang up in chat rooms and or on public boards. It is important to note that, due to their herd mentality, Cyber Liberals are never found alone; they are always part of a group.
Cyber Liberals believe that the government can magically solve all of mankind's problems. The Cyber Liberals' trust in government leaders is absolute. From birth to death, Cyber Liberals have ultimate faith in the government to provide equally for everyone. They have no understanding of where wealth comes from, and are completely unaware that the government has no wealth except that which it first takes it away from its citizens.
If confronted with their flawed logic and the fallacies of their beliefs, they huddle together and hurl insults and call names. They are unable to defend the unsound reasoning upon which they have based their beliefs, because they lack even the most basic understanding of what they profess to believe. Some Cyber Liberals exhibit symptoms of mad cow disease if asked to explain the fallacies in the logic of their arguments.
When Cyber Liberals are provided with the reality of the results of full government control, whether socialism or a theocracy for example, they deny the facts, deny history, and again resort to hurling insults and name-calling.
Typically a cyber liberal is one who believes that his employment is beneath him, and that his employer owes him a job, regardless of his qualifications and education. Typically he is a high school or college drop out. Although, it is not unusual for a Cyber Liberal to have a B.A. degree in Fine Arts. Those who do cannot understand why they are flipping burgers instead of having their paintings of bird droppings exhibited at the Museum of Modern Art in New York City.
Cyber Liberals believe that the government can magically solve all of mankind's problems. The Cyber Liberals' trust in government leaders is absolute. From birth to death, Cyber Liberals have ultimate faith in the government to provide equally for everyone. They have no understanding of where wealth comes from, and are completely unaware that the government has no wealth except that which it first takes it away from its citizens.
If confronted with their flawed logic and the fallacies of their beliefs, they huddle together and hurl insults and call names. They are unable to defend the unsound reasoning upon which they have based their beliefs, because they lack even the most basic understanding of what they profess to believe. Some Cyber Liberals exhibit symptoms of mad cow disease if asked to explain the fallacies in the logic of their arguments.
When Cyber Liberals are provided with the reality of the results of full government control, whether socialism or a theocracy for example, they deny the facts, deny history, and again resort to hurling insults and name-calling.
Typically a cyber liberal is one who believes that his employment is beneath him, and that his employer owes him a job, regardless of his qualifications and education. Typically he is a high school or college drop out. Although, it is not unusual for a Cyber Liberal to have a B.A. degree in Fine Arts. Those who do cannot understand why they are flipping burgers instead of having their paintings of bird droppings exhibited at the Museum of Modern Art in New York City.
The Cyber Liberals in the chat room, typing insults in all caps, left no room for a rational debate of principles.
by Cyber Independent July 26, 2009
Get the Cyber Liberalmug. The problems people carry on one website bought from another website for everyone else to deal with.
Person A: Arghhh, I hate the facebook crowd, that website annoys me, now show me your profile photo if I'll talk bad about you too.
Person B: Damn, you came from facebook to tell me to show me your picture, after not getting your way on facebook? You clearly got cyber-baggage from that website on you for us to deal with.
Person B: Damn, you came from facebook to tell me to show me your picture, after not getting your way on facebook? You clearly got cyber-baggage from that website on you for us to deal with.
by I_am_a_loser January 11, 2015
Get the cyber-baggagemug. cybertourettes refers to a new unofficial disease that has come about as a result of the internet and such things that go along with it such as e-mail, instant messageing and social networking sites such as facebook and myspace. It occurs as both acute and chronic. the person with cyber- tourettes will write something electronically that he or she is thinking or feeling strongly about at that time and afterwards sends this information to one or more people. The particular information is usually information that when looked at approximately 24 hrs afterwards outrages or embarasses the original senders eyes , having the original sender usually mudder or think to his/herself, "what was i thinking"
Billy sees a girl on myspace that he hasnt seen in a while, but used to date. he looks at her pictures and writes a comment to her saying how much he would like to stick his whole face right in her booty because it looks so delicious, that he just wants to straight chew on them buttcheeks. Billy then hits the send button and happens to be on a site where there is no remove button. This particular comment billy would have never made had he thought about it or stepped back a little and thought. Billy never did this type of ting again...he had an acute case of cyber-tourettes
by wterasta June 15, 2009
Get the cyber-tourettesmug. Someone who insists on making inane chit-chat to you on MSN or other forms of text messaging services even though they have nothing real to say.
hr0w49er says: Hi!
bobby says: hey.
hr0w49er says: How are you?
bobby says: good. I suppose.
hr0w49er says: That's cool. How's your girlfriend?
bobby: We broke up.
hr0w49er says: That sucks. So what you have planned for the summer?
hr0w49er says: hello?
hr0w49er says: you there?
<user: "bobby" has quit the conversation>
bobby says: hey.
hr0w49er says: How are you?
bobby says: good. I suppose.
hr0w49er says: That's cool. How's your girlfriend?
bobby: We broke up.
hr0w49er says: That sucks. So what you have planned for the summer?
hr0w49er says: hello?
hr0w49er says: you there?
<user: "bobby" has quit the conversation>
by The all-knowing, all seeing Lehner. May he triump June 18, 2003
Get the Cyber-windbagmug. The process where you take someone who's not on the internet myspace, facebook etc. This person is usually someone whom you dislike, or a friend who deserves to be trolled, and you make a phony userpage, add multiple friends, and troll every last one of them. Once your friend enters the real world the following day, he/she will come to notice that everyone despites him/her...thus UNLEASHING a 10/10 troll.
by Arte-Stopher March 25, 2011
Get the Cyber Clonemug. an ingenius online podcast which crudely entertains us with reviews of dr who episodes and big finish.
I'm sick of the fucken shit today, my boss is a cunt and I need something that will stimulate my senses..oh! I forgot that cyber testicle updated and there is an episode waiting for me to wank over.
by lesbian cat fucker June 19, 2010
Get the cyber testiclemug. An individual who sends links to unrelated places online with their patreon, cash app etc. to beg for money
"Look, I know the rent is due and times are hard, but I'll work the corner before I ever link any cash app on Twitter like a cyber bum"
by Torrun January 25, 2020
Get the Cyber Bummug.