Cucumber

When someone rejects good criticism and blames it on them being bullied or having self-diagnosed depression.

“I can’t take this; I’m already being bullied...” Sherry said. “Come on, don’t pull a Cucumber.”

by Duck_Yourself123 December 19, 2020

Captain Cucumber

When one butt chugs Captain Morgan while simultaneously sticking a cucumber up their vagina.

"Yo did you catch Marianne doing a captain cucumber last night?"

"Yeah it was insane!"

by Fuckfuckcucumber October 12, 2015

burnt cucumber

The opposite of being a cool cucumber. It’s when you are being a weird dum dum of a person

You are acting like a burnt cucumber

by GianaDaBanana December 26, 2019

cucumber face

When someone endures a high level of suffering and their face appears as if they are having a large cucumber inserted into their anus

Did you see that guys cucumber face while he was doing planks?

by Wannabe BC August 27, 2016

cucumber

A green long shaped sausage that tastes like veggies but females use it to please their cats.

Emma: Do you have a sausage I need to satisfy my pussy (cat)

Emily: No but I have cucumber instead. *hands cucumber*

Emma: Thanks this will definitely satisfy my pussy and my it wet.

by Huntdok January 5, 2022

Cold Cucumber Approach

A calm, composed, and strategic method of solving a problem, especially in situations where emotional reactions are common.

Instead of arguing with the panel, she used a cold cucumber approach to present her data and win them over.

by Aman kumar June 15, 2025

Muddled cucumber

Results when you take a large penis in your mouth and it ends up smushed

Muddled cucumbers make for bad date nights

by LilT666 February 11, 2022