Crop Whore

The act of cropping a friend, or ex out of a picture for later use.

Also for deliberately removing an unpopular student/friend out of group photos.

"Wow, Jenny just updated here profile picture with her wedding photo, but cut out her ex-husband!"

"Man, shes such a Crop Whore..!"

by MaxMacus March 04, 2012

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Crop drop

When you crop dust yourself by sending airmail as you take a seat on the throne

I went to drop a duke and accidentally crop dropped myself during decent.

by Diverdan772 April 05, 2018

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crop insurance

The need to alter visual media reality by cropping out items that might weaken the intent of the imagery.

The realtor gave me some crop insurance on the shots so people don't see the freeway next to our house.

We need crop insurance to make the crowd at the campaign event look bigger.

I need crop insurance on my profile pic so people don't see my body from the shoulders down.

We need crop insurance on thes brochure shots so don't show enourmous crowds peering at the Mona Lisa.

by Da Do Run Run January 18, 2021

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Carolina crop circle

When one person (typically male) elects to get naked and have a group of (also naked) women stand around them in a circle while they pass thier flatulent gasses in said individual's general direction for the soul purpose of sexual fulfillment.

Friend #1: "Hey Mikey, you gonna make it out for my bar mitzvah next weekend?"

Friend #2 "Sorry bro I can't make it. I'm hiring a bunch of overweight prostitutes to give me a Carolina crop circle that weekend!"

by Adamclee123 October 29, 2021

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