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citizen

A member of a particular group. See also: flying the flag
"Bill's not gay. He's definitely flying the flag, but he's not a citizen. He's more of a metrosexual."
by oldbadger July 25, 2007
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Citizen King

A band that mixes hip-hop, punk, and funk all in one. They aren't very reconized but are amazing and have a similar sound to Fishbone
One foot in the hole, one foot gettin' deeper,
Crank it to eleven, blow another speaker and
I ain't got, I ain't got much to loose
by Idiot Paranoia July 7, 2004
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The Senior Citizen

When you put your hand in a bucket of water or bathtub long enough to let your hand get all wrinkly and then proceed to pleasure yourself so that it feels like an 85 year old is doing in. Can also be combined with the Stranger, The Danger Stranger, the Reverse or French-Grip, and can also be used with your significant other.
Oh man, I gave myself The Senior Citizen last night, and today I feel like I should eat some tapioca pudding, get in my Buick and drive slow in the high speed lane, or yell at kids to stay off my lawn.

I just gave myself The Senior Citizen and now I feel like playing Bingo.
by ChaSin78 February 21, 2009
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model citizen

A satisfying shit in which you don’t need to wipe/rinse because everything came out perfect and squeaky clean.
Wow! I just had a model citizen; very surprising considering all the Mexican food I’ve consumed lately!
by OughtTree August 8, 2018
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Critical Race Denialism

It's the uncanny pattern of denial by liberals of the existence and promulgation of Critical Race Theory in universities and schools, despite overwhelming evidence existing supporting such a notion.
Chrostopher Rufo, recently declared victory over critical race denialism in a tweet, because of the Washington Post, a liberal newspaper, reporting on the presence of Critical Race Theory in Virginia classrooms .
by Seldom Forever November 10, 2021
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el critico

a homophopic charice hugger, who has a monkey like appearance.
i love charice my name is el critico! you can also call me el clitoris
by nije08 June 10, 2011
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good citizen

When a person feels the need to watch his or her neighborhood for any behavior they see as bad/dangerous and will ruin anyones day. Although they consider themselves good citizens they are often intimidating and could possibly be mistaken for a neo-fascist leader.
Clint: *breaks glass* I love breaking glass. Its pretty cool and totally harmless. It makes the street look like it has diamonds in it and totally enhances the look of anything.

Will: I agree. It does look pretty cool.

Good Citizen: Hey, You wanna pick that up now?!?!?! I'm saying this with a beer in my hand. I think later i'll go drive in my car and get in an accident but i'll judge you for breaking glass and making the ground look like it has the appearence of diamonds. Rawr. I'm a totally raging alcoholic, I'm a good citizen making kids pick up shards of glass.
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 17, 2005
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