crimson grenade

When two high school girls are in a fight, and one pulls out her tampon and flings it like a grenade at the other.

"Hey Mark, you hear about that fight earlier?"

"Yeah man, I heard Suzy used the ol' Crimson Grenade on that bitch"

by Rk1859 July 29, 2015

crimson wings

Eating out a girl while she's on her period

If you go down on her while she's on her period, you earn your crimson wings

by Slightlytwisted84 August 9, 2016

crisnack

Formed from crystal meth and snack. To get loaded on crystal meth.

Lawanda, pass that crisnack around a little..don't smoke it all biznatch!

by pkjones_homie April 9, 2003

Crimson Addict

A band who obviously plays better than Matt Pennington. I bet Matt jacks off every night before he goes to bed.

"I go on every site and make fun of people who get more chicks than me. I'm such a loser. Wow I wish I could get some chicks and a life"

by Tommy Pickles April 2, 2004

Crimson Mudplant

Similar to the Dry Dock or the Double Decker; only this is the female version. A "Crimson Mudplant" is when a woman enters the ladies' restroom, takes a dump, and then pulls out a dirty tampon and places it close to the seat in the bowl, so it is highly visible. Of course, the toilet is not flushed--therefore, time ensures that the tampon will "bleed" down the side of the bowl, creating a kind of blossom-effect (depending upon the number of tampons used, sometimes a 'boquet' results). There is always a tiny bit of toilet paper on the side of the mudplant, creating the illusion that someone "tried" to not be disgusting. The Crimson Mudplant is created for one of two reasons: first, revenge, much like the Double-Decker or Dry-Dock; and second, due to a raging case of OCD, in which case the offender is too much of a germaphobe to touch the flusher.

OMG...did you see the Crimson Mudplant in the toilet? Someone used TWO TAMPONS AT ONCE! Someone call the janitor!

by Disgusted Restaurant Worker June 11, 2011

Crimson Tiding

The act of rubbing one's exposed testicles all over someone who is unconscious or dead, preferably in a eating establishment or other public place.

A True Crimson Tiding requires the support and cheers of the witnessing public.

Alabama Alumnus was is caught on video 'Crimson Tiding' an individual who was passed or potentially dead in a Bourbon Street restaurant.

by Gary TNTC February 4, 2012

Crimson Grenade

When a girl pulls out her tampon and throws it at someone.

When I was a sophomore these 2 girls got in a fight in my Spanish class and it escalated to the point where the one girl realized her best option was to take out her tampon and throw it across the room - otherwise known as 'firing the Crimson Grenade'

by Sordid Shuang July 29, 2015