Hate Crimes Helicopter

The only semi-mythical rapid transportation device which takes large numbers of British police officers to the scene of a suspected bacon sandwich eating or pronoun offence, whilst burglaries and violent crime go completely uninvestigated. Some forces, such as the Met, have multiple HCHs in order to deal with particularly severe incidents such as a schoolchild pointing out that men are taller than women or that most muggers are black.

'Couldnt sleep last night, the Hate Crimes Helicopter was out again'
'Hmmm, vibrant'

by MenoPaws November 2, 2018

Tijuana crime scene

n. See DIRTY SANCHEZ. After the dirty sanchez occurs, the suspect proceeds to trash the victim's home. totally.

I gave the mexican bitch a Tijuana crime scene. She was crying.

by Troy McGrath June 15, 2003

Crime against nature

When a very hot woman is with an unattractive man.

That guy's either got a big dick or a lot of money, cause that's a crime against nature!

by Stepenpit August 20, 2003

Crime Deturent

The function of a cell phone when somebody tries to steal your wallet and you chuck the cell phone at their head.

Man 1: ...and it has crime deturent...
Man 2: Crime what?
Man 1: Try and take my waller.
<Man 2 tries to take Man 1's wallet, then Man 1 chunks a cell phone at Man 2's head.>

by Chanceler August 16, 2006

Tijuana crime scene

This occurs when guy that is titty fucking a girl shits on her chest just before he cums... he continues to trust back and forth getting the cum and shit all over.... ie a big mess. There can be numerous variations to this

When I was done with Jane she looked like a Tijuana crime scene. Then she mademe dinner. What a dumb bitch!

by Jed June 14, 2003

Woke on woke crime

In attempting to be progressive, over inclusive, or politically correct, the violator accidentally, unintentionally, or inadvertently causes "harm" to a "marginalized" group.

Examples include when companies have to pull LGBTQ or black history themed products they thought would be well received but stereotype.

Or green policies like limitations on gas usage in LA which overwhelming affect poorer population than the wealthy.

"It was woke on woke crime when that shooter game made junteenth skins that made the character look like hes from the hood"

by ISC707 June 18, 2022

tijuana crime scene

Its a band as well... an emo band.

Did you hear the new Tijuana Crime Scene album?

by Jose January 2, 2005