crouch crickets

A type of crab or bug you get in your croutch from being a slut. Bugs that infest you vagina or penis

Man i was banging this hoe now my crouch itches and its full of crouch crickets

by Betburt77 December 25, 2017

Cricket Skitter

When a bitches legs are so damn fat it looks like they are tryin to eat her vagina

Damn her cricket skitter looks hungry

by bennyfucker July 12, 2009

Cricket Dick

I name for annoying people who have a small dick

Hey look vento has a cricket dick

by sikeboy37 January 26, 2019

Coon Cricket

A black coon in relation to a moon cricket, black nigger monkey and cotton picking slave

Xavier is such a coon cricket

by mozzylovingmfka28 September 1, 2021

Cricket Bat

n: a implement used in that most booring of sports, cricket. Also perhaps the best cure for depression/anxiety/stress/insomnia/annoying siblings/tax collectors/salesmen money can buy (exept perhaps alcohol). To operate: hold the bat by the thin end (or handle) and then administer a sharp blow to the head with the large flat end, repeat if necissary until your vision becomes blurred/dissapears entirely.

would you be interested in buying....oooow

by Al October 12, 2004

dick cricket

a faggot who makes to much noise and pisses you off

that dick cricket john needs to shut the fuck up

by krc22 December 15, 2007

Getto Cricket

Exacly like real cricket but insted of a bat you have to use a thin peice of wood that you can find and a tennis ball.

Because our school is cheap with no sports borrowing, we had to play Getto Cricket

by Ben "Fozzy" February 24, 2006