Moon Cricket

A young black male who comes out at night making threats, speaking lies, divulging private information and reciting events of the past, that the average person would say is out of line. He comes across big like a monster truck mud tire when he has his folks around him. When he is alone he hides in a corner somewhere scared and if you see him he no longer looks like a big monster truck tire he looks like a flat tire on a moped that is out of gas. He talks a big talk and you wait for him all day with your doors wide open or sit outside. He disturbs disrupts and distracts saying things like he scared he won't come out a 3am in the morning he is scared. The next day you get up early and go outside and wait

all day even leaving the doors to your home open. After waiting all day and night time comes around 10:30 pm you go inside and lock up your doors take a shower and relax with music or a t.v show. Five minutes after you finally go inside giving up he comes outside and says look he scared he went inside.

Cody you fucking Moon Cricket he waited for you all day and you come outside after he finally goes inside and locks his door because it is late. Moon Cricket he is not scared of you he waited for you all day but you wait until its almost midnight to come outside and fight him.

by gas pedal is faster than you July 2, 2023

Cricket Skitter

When a bitches legs are so damn fat it looks like they are tryin to eat her vagina

Damn her cricket skitter looks hungry

by bennyfucker July 12, 2009

crouch crickets

A type of crab or bug you get in your croutch from being a slut. Bugs that infest you vagina or penis

Man i was banging this hoe now my crouch itches and its full of crouch crickets

by Betburt77 December 25, 2017

Coon Cricket

A black coon in relation to a moon cricket, black nigger monkey and cotton picking slave

Xavier is such a coon cricket

by mozzylovingmfka28 September 1, 2021

Cricket Bat

n: a implement used in that most booring of sports, cricket. Also perhaps the best cure for depression/anxiety/stress/insomnia/annoying siblings/tax collectors/salesmen money can buy (exept perhaps alcohol). To operate: hold the bat by the thin end (or handle) and then administer a sharp blow to the head with the large flat end, repeat if necissary until your vision becomes blurred/dissapears entirely.

would you be interested in buying....oooow

by Al October 12, 2004

dick cricket

a faggot who makes to much noise and pisses you off

that dick cricket john needs to shut the fuck up

by krc22 December 15, 2007

Snow cricket

White person that will sing on his or her own time after dusk or after the sun goes down

Tommy, you are such a snow cricket I can always hear you at night singing "let it go".

by thiccdaddy123applejack February 12, 2020