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internet crawler

Noun - Pertains to a person who "crawls" the internet as a hobby and becomes knowledgeable about things in all corners of the internet including the latest fad websites, internet slang, viral content, and popular culture and information.
Allen is such and internet crawler, he is constantly browsing forums, reading cracked articles, and quoting the latest memes.

Bob is always trying to show me youtube videos and send me links to funny pictures he found, he's an internet crawler.
by The aware observer June 10, 2013
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creepy crawla

Creepy crawla is when your hoe wont give you none, so you skeet in her belly button. When it drys, it creates a rubbery toy mold of her belly button. Like the early 90's insect and alien easy bake oven toy creator.
"Man, my chick would'nt gimmie none lax nite, so i made that hoe a creepy crawla".
by Big K and The Was May 5, 2008
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Crablord

The lord of the crabs future enslavers of the human race.
'o shit i didnt think that definition was true BUT THERES THE CRABLORD'
by Maggut March 5, 2009
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Crawled mongoose

it's an ironic word , it's used in an cynical situation :D
Friend: hey dude , what's your opinion about justin biber ?!!

You: crawled mongoose ......... :P
by Popmaxman November 12, 2010
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cradle robber

a term which is often jokingly targetted to an older partner in a relationship, or, one that lays with those under the age of consent
wow, it looks as if she's robbin' the cradle - they start young now-a-days eh?
by Ilianivich March 15, 2003
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Night Crawlers

A suggestively homosexual game created by Charlie Kelly from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. The game consists of people crawling around in the night on the floor of a dark room together like worms in sleeping bags, one would assume.

The game has been played by Charlie Kelly for years according to an old friend "Schmitty", who also suggests it be taken up a notch with the implementation of blankets, “They could be the dirt!” Frank enthuses. “Or a force field,” Schmitty suggests. Charlie dislikes the idea saying it is an “imagination-based game".
Why do we never play night crawlers anymore, HUH?!?
by Jake Jawesome July 1, 2011
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skin-crawling

to make someone's flesh crawl and make someone's skin crawl
to cause someone's skin to feel funny or get goose pimples through fright.
Just to hear the story of the killings made my flesh crawl. The horror movie made our skin crawl. She brings a touch of bland dignity to even the most skin-crawlingly repulsive public spectacle.
by Taylover November 22, 2009
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