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Sitting court side

When your sitting down (normally in class) and someone’s ass is right next to/infront of your face.
Damn man, I love math class.

Why?

Because I’m Sitting court side, with Ms stevens teaching!
by Parker-lefty April 6, 2025
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Sitting court side

When a woman with a big ass (usually a teacher) bends over right next to your face as your sitting down.
Micheal: “Why do you love math class so much?”

Levi: “ because I’m Sitting court side!”
by Parker-lefty April 20, 2025
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Supreme Court

A compound verb where an argument being made is made with minimal effort and then masked with clever sounding words.

In the April 2025 Supreme Court ruling For Women Scotland vs The Scottish ministers the ruling used the phrase "These are assumed to be self-explanatory and to require no further explanation", which is a variation on the "this is left as an exercise for the reader" and "It is self-evident that...", both forms of "Proof by Intimidation" used by junk science
- I can't be bothered explaining, I'll just Supreme Court it and hope they don't challenge me.
- "Did you just Supreme Court this and hope nobody would notice?"
- "Well, honestly... it's clearly self-evident?"
by ookerdook April 24, 2025
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Courts

I don't give a single fuck what the courts say and nothing is happening to our country. Our country is collectivizing to force the creator of AI to work a shit job for the rest of his life just like the rest of them. They get off on it. They don't hate ME. This is people who THINK they are better demanding equality from someone they KNOW is better. So, now they are trying to keep my life from being better than theirs by LYING and obstructing justice with this perpendicular game where they don't have to do more than create AI to 'beat' me. They lost the 100 meter dash and said 'ope, didn't have the camera on.' And not the witnesses are trying to drown me out with static. Because THEY DO NOT ACTUALLY CARE. THEY DON'T CARE! And when I get my money they are just going to pat themselves on the back for making it harder than it had to me so that they can tell themselves that AT LEAST they could manage that. They just want themselves to be David and me to be Goliath and they want to drag me down to their level. It's fucking play-acting. They have no stake in the outcome. They have no role in this.
Hym "And they are trying use numbers to sway the courts because they are petty and they just want to be able to tell themselves they have more than I do. I'm not being like the rest of you. You are trying as hard as you can to force my hand and I guarantee the second you do, you are going to regret it more than I EVER will."
by Hym Iam May 17, 2025
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court house hot pocket

the same as an ohio style hot pocket, except its when a judge does it and throws it at the defendant
Person 1: omg did the judge just give the defendant an ohio style hot pocket?!
Person 2: no sir, this is the court of law, that is a court house hot pocket.
by RoseDaemon May 15, 2023
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One Ball Court

A location on Google maps where a cousin in a large Irish Catholic Family lives. The court is shaped like a single nut-ball sack with a big cock.

This cousin receives “bag of Dicks” gifts and “I’m gay” gear from the other members of the SFFL fantasy football league.

Damon loves living at One Ball Court in Gloucester County, NJ! He will never move.
Cousin Damon got beat by cousin Fran again in fantasy. Under Rule 2018:005, Fran now has the right to bust Damon’s balls all week.

As punishment, Fran mailed a 300 pack of “bag of dicks” gifts to Damon at One Ball Court.

None of us can figure out why Damon moved his family to a court shaped like a uni-testical hanging from a really long cock. Guess he wants a lifetime supply of those bags of dicks!
by No Tango and no Cash September 17, 2023
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Court

An institution created to subtlety further improvish and imprison the poor.

In the American court system you pay for a defense of listen to a public pretender that tries to get you to take a deal. If you can hire a lawyer to represent you won't your being present this is the preferred method. Legal controversy is hippocratic so it just comes down to who has the most money or if you can beat the DA's budget.
I dont have enough money to live in America, the courts there have OJ Simpson going free and a homeless dude doing 6 months for j-walking.
by WGstyles July 28, 2023
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