Damn, that bitch is a Courtney
by Daddy's Lil Kinky Nempho April 21, 2020
Get the Courtney mug.A snake that try's to get her own way (steal your boyfriend) and no matter how hard she try's though she can't succeed. She makes up lies and spreads them and makes up books about her 'friends' cause she thinks she's cool like that but in the end they find out. She has NO chest or NO bum so she's known as paper. She also shows boys how she sucks her BIG ASS toe so she can give them brain/head.
courtney: hey watch this -sucks her BIG ASS toe-
Boy: Ewwww that's nasty
Courtney: ok can I give you head?
Boy: WHATTT!!!!
Courtney: -unzips his trousers and blows-
Boy: -dies of struggle-
Courtney: your no fun
(Courtney turns around and disappears cause she paper)
Boy: Ewwww that's nasty
Courtney: ok can I give you head?
Boy: WHATTT!!!!
Courtney: -unzips his trousers and blows-
Boy: -dies of struggle-
Courtney: your no fun
(Courtney turns around and disappears cause she paper)
by Fanny flapper August 25, 2016
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A girl with a great body, but not such a pretty face. A black girl who switches between being white and ghetto. Very popular but you are scared of her sometimes and whatever she says goes, even if you disagree with it. She is very selective about who she chooses to like.
by legit12345678910 November 17, 2011
Get the Courtney mug.A courtney is a creepy hobo that lives in an alleyway and has a fondness for Michael Buble and interpretive dance. They are usually very nice but will tackle you if irritated. They often wear trenchcoats.
OMG! look the courtney is wearing a trashbag!
the courtney and I danced in a kickline to Haven't Met You Yet. It was awesome.
the courtney and I danced in a kickline to Haven't Met You Yet. It was awesome.
by petermacintosh October 18, 2010
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by Wrestler172 September 12, 2011
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a courtney is recognized by the smell of chlorine, amazing bed hair, black/grey/athletic clothing, and random outbursts of, "Do you remember in Final Destination 3, when that goth chick got shot in the head 20 times by a staple gun."
she spends her school days at del campo, lunchtimes with her friends, afterschool with water polo and sleeping, nights with computer and eventually sleep, and weekends with fun activities and church,
a courtney is recognized by the smell of chlorine, amazing bed hair, black/grey/athletic clothing, and random outbursts of, "Do you remember in Final Destination 3, when that goth chick got shot in the head 20 times by a staple gun."
she spends her school days at del campo, lunchtimes with her friends, afterschool with water polo and sleeping, nights with computer and eventually sleep, and weekends with fun activities and church,
That's such a Courtney.
by angstypirate94 October 21, 2008
Get the Courtney mug.Its a girl, a girl that is like no other. A girl that will blow your mind just when she looks at you! She is kind to everyone and always will be. Her looks are off the charts, and doesn't even realize it. Her smile.... will take your breath away! If god himself saw that smile he would die of a heart attack! She is my everything and always will be! She is the reason why i fight, the reason that I live! Courtney Jean Sheehan, I love you!
A girl that you love more then anyone in the world, a girl that when you just think about her you go crazy. This girl doesn't have to be Courtney Jean Sheehan but can be any girl that you truly love, want to spend the rest of your life with.
by oscar pork August 2, 2010
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