Sitting court side

When a girl with a really fat ass stands or bends over infront of you, while your eyes are level with her ass.

Micheal: “yo why do you love math class so much”

Levi: “because the teacher had a fat ass, and I always am Sitting court side!”

by Parker-lefty March 21, 2025

Kangaroo Court

Formal proceedings to expose the lies told by UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson when he denied breaking his own laws to hold parties in government offices during the COVID pandemic crisis and resulting national lockdowns.

"Their purpose from the beginning has been to find me guilty, regardless of the facts. This is the very definition of a kangaroo court." - RT Hon. Boris Johnson

by Pollitica June 9, 2023

Crystal court

When you cook meth and then go to court because of it.

Why did you go to jail?
Crystal court…

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 12, 2023

Stepped into court

The process of being judged and put back into order

Broski nextdoor gramzi's home, stepped into court when his father caught him takin' percocets

by _broski_101 June 13, 2023

Full Court Pressed

An instance of being so pressed that you must defend yourself against a whole team of aggressors.

*Friends are all roasting buddy who's made a bad decision*
Roastee : STFU guys, it's not as bad as it sounds, you all are just stupid.
Roaster : Woah buddy don't be getting all full court pressed on us, we're just ribbin ya!

by HMatzy March 15, 2023

Moot my Court

Desire for someone to commit sexual acts on your person, or your “chambers”

“Did you see Stephanie today?”

“Stephanie with the ass?”

“Yes, she could moot my court”

by Pinchdoof March 18, 2023

Village Court

Sometimes used in place of middle village .

Gee it sure is inconvenient that village court is another term for middle village

by Worth a bit April 2, 2023