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The Cork

When you take a fat girthy solid shit. Immediately after the solid shit, liquid explosive diarrhea comes out. Resembling popping the cork on a bottle of champagne, except with ones anus and fecal matter.
Be careful! I just released The Cork in that bathroom, the toilet bowl is a mess now!
by Weena Chong July 5, 2022
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Cork punch

When a woman forgets to pull out a tampon and you stick it in.
I was so horny last night I went to put it in her and all of a sudden I felt something and oh my God I just did a cork punch.
by Pony tank 69 August 10, 2019
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Cork Driver

A driver who does not pay attention to the situation on the road and barges in quickly, wonders why the flow of traffic has stopped, or why nobody is nobody taking an initiative to resolve the situation,
alike a cork that sits inside a wine bottle.
The Cork Driver stopped the flow of traffic in the Denny’s parking lot.
by dimametahnet October 9, 2019
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Cork the Modelo and run

Make a French Exit from a party when the vibes turn sour with little to no warning.
Bro these mfs literally just started playing charades. It’s definitely time to cork the modelo and run
by sandyZ August 14, 2019
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Cork

The Greatest place on Earth. Located in the South-West of Ireland, it’s also known as:

Heaven
Elysium

Paradise
Jesus: God! There’s a pandemic going on! You should be helping them. Why the hell are you staying in Cork?

God: It’s because I’m working from home, son.
by GCC_Sham January 28, 2022
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Corked

To have a complete and utter meltdown in record time—especially after looking like you had it in the bag.
Sarah was fine until one lad mentioned her ex—then she Corked it."
by ArcherKid14 July 20, 2025
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Cork Plopper

A play on cork stopper. A type of poop that feels hard but is followed by a fast stream of diarrhea that was previously held in place.
"Dude I thought I had a no wiper on my hands, but it was a cork plopper and I ended up using half a roll."

"I could never squeeze out a Cleveland Steamer, I'm too scared it'll be a cork plopper and I'd drown someone."
by Chucklefck March 1, 2019
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