Conk

Someone who looks incredibly washed up. Typically with greasy hair, still thinks cargo shorts are trendy, and most likely in the anime club. The absolute embodiment of a discord/reddit admin.

Friend 1: "Hey, did you hear about that kid the other day?"
Friend 2: "What about him?"
Friend 1: I heard he online dates on discord!"
Friend 2: "Woah, what a conk."

by okipullup April 30, 2020

Conk

Conk < Bepis

Conk = Bad
Bepis = Good

Someone: Bepis suk conk better

Me: no u

by AntiXG June 25, 2021

choonky ah smoop

A bug butt but barely ever poops

I have a choonky ah smoop cuz my butt is big but I don’t do poopoo a lot

by periodwithtrans January 27, 2023

chonk

to chew enthusiastically

by Bill August 24, 2003

conkers

fun, laughs, absurdity

We went skinny dipping just for conkers.

by streed51 May 30, 2008

Chonklas

Definition #1: A pair of sandals,often used as a slang term by Mexicans
Definition #2: a pair of cholo shoe's that are white with black spades and skulls on the side "DC" brand most likely

EX #1:"that beaner was was wearing his cholo chonklas today"

EX #2:"my mother wears lifted chonklas "

by konnor <@: ) May 7, 2009

chonk

To smoke weed, especially with your closest friends.

Ey yo, Matt and Curran are going to chonk, you coming?

by AliceLee June 27, 2005