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coochie crouch

This dude's been camping behind a rock for like 15 minutes, bouta take him out and coochie crouch on his ass.
by Xeno486 August 31, 2021
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Possum Coochie

It’s the middle of winter. Your boyfriend is out of town. You haven’t shaved in 4 weeks. You just got off of your period. You’re about to take the first shower of the week. This is Possum Coochie. Describes smell, appearance, and attitude of one’s coochie
Ever since Brad has been gone my Possum Coochie has gotten so bad

I just started my period and I’m not ready for the Possum Coochie I’m about to have
by Possum Coochie Lord April 5, 2020
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coochie-itis

Severe addiction with coochies. Symptoms include:
rubbing your buttocks constantly
A deep liking for the smell of fart
Excessive twerking
Overuse of words relating to the butt
Obsession with peppa pig.
"Did you hear about Sarah?"
"oh my gosh, what about her?"
"She has coochie-itis! its all over newspapers!'
"We better stay away Pinkiepie."
by TheRealEnsychopledia May 6, 2020
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Coochie Gucci

As it sound when your coochie is gucci.
"Dude that girl last night was coochie gucci
by Shmeebo January 15, 2020
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COOCHI MAN

Guy 1 - "Did you here coochi man died!?"

Guy 2 - "Thats not possible"
by xXCumMaster42096Xx December 11, 2020
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Coochie butthole

A coochie butthole is when a girls asshole is tighter than her vagina.
Damn that bitch was so loose, she has a coochie butthole.
by Skittlesaregreat February 24, 2019
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Coochie Cooties

coochie cooties is a general word for all STDs that only applies to females
Ethan: Yo she’s fine I’m tryna fuck
David: Watch out she got coochie cooties tho
by Quikyscopz May 28, 2019
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