Nan conversation

A monotonous, uninspiring conversation in the style typically had by two elderly women pulling granny trolleys along a cul-de-sac in Weston-Supermare on an overcast day.

I can't go on another date again, he has no personality and we just end up having "Nan conversation":

Vera: Hello there, dear. How are you today?

Nora: Oh, I'm doing alright, I suppose. Just feeling a bit tired today.

Vera: I know what you mean. I woke up with a headache this morning.

Nora: Oh no, that's not good. Have you tried taking anything for it?

Vera: Yes, I took some aspirin. It seems to be helping a bit.

Nora: That's good. I hate when I have a headache. It can really ruin your day.

Vera: Indeed it can. So, have you been up to anything interesting lately?

Nora: No, not really. Just been knitting and reading mostly. What about you?

Vera: Same here. I've been reading some romance novels lately.

Nora: Oh, I used to love those when I was younger. I don't have the patience for them anymore.

by nanna_jayne March 1, 2023

conversational chaos

What happens when a group of people get together and all try to talk at the same time.

The ladies of "The View" hone their skills in conversational chaos on each episode.

by RegencyEditor January 2, 2010

Conversational Plagarism

When someone says something that you have previously said and tries to pass it off as their own. You either hear about it from whoever they said it to or you overhear them saying it. Can be extremely irritating, especially if you're the sort of person who dislikes making a scene and doesn't want to call them on it.

Tom: Did you know that (insert interesting fact here)?
Dick: Wow, really? That's so interesting...

LATER

Harry: Did you know that (insert same interesting fact here)
Tom: Yeah, did I tell you that?
Harry: No, Dick did. He's so interesting.
Tom: MOTHERFUCKER!! That's conversational plagarism right there...

by FreemDeem October 26, 2009

broke conversation

a conversation when not much is said; akward conversations

person1:hey wats up
person2:nothing much,you?
Person1:just chillin
person2:ok...this is a broke conversation

by its.royalty April 20, 2009

Conversation Quarterback

Someone who can easily run a conversation, like a quarterback runs an offense. Will make you either easy to talk to, or just make people want to punch you in the face.

Example #1:

Jen: I don't think I can go out with Steve, I'm too shy to talk.

Beth: Don't worry, he's such a conversation quarterback, he'll make it easy for you.


Example #2:

Dude: Man, fuck Brent! He's such a conversation quarterback that he won't let you get a word!

by 888kingofkings888 March 9, 2009

Premature Conversation

The act of, in theatre, saying your line before the person your talking to, making the dialog sound weird.

Damn, tom just had a bad case of Premature Conversation.

Yeah, the play is ruined!

by The Theatre Boy March 14, 2011

Conversation Vampire

Someone that boring, that as soon as they become involved in a conversation with others….the life is sucked dry out of it. The people involved in said conversation disperse…leaving an unlucky sole alone with Conversation Vampire.....wishing he had left earlier!

Out for drinks with work letting your hair down…..
Along comes Conversation Vampire .
Has nothing to add, just stands there looking glum
Others get annoyed with this
Conversation Dies!

by AnnieWhiffkins December 15, 2008