Colorado straight edge

Where you quit doing all drugs and drinking but keep smoking weed.

My liver is hurting, its time to go Colorado straight edge.

by joshthephotographer138 January 7, 2014

put out a contract on

To hire or attempt to hire an assassin to kill (someone)

1) The mob put out a contract on the police informer.

2) Barf shows his muscle by putting out contracts on relatives he hates to kiss. (From "The Simpseones", a parody of "The Simpsons" in Mad Classics magazine).

by Charlize October 6, 2007

Vaginal Contractor

An individual who seeks out and manages herds of women for sale of sexual goods and services. These individuals are predominately males of African-American decent who have an intriguing gravitation to dark shades of purple. His employees are frequently called out as a “ho” or “biatch” (bee-a-ch), and they often participate in one of the few bargaining existences in our modern market economy. The revenues created by a ho’s diligent work are often redistributed through the contractor as he takes a majority share of the earnings in exchange for protection and a constant supply of work. The most common action that a vaginal contractor participates in is a slap, specifically the “pimp slap”. It is a back-handed smack in the face as a reaction to either a ho’s bitch slap (see palm up slap) or insufficient funds generated by an individual biatch. It is also common for a vaginal contractor to have sustained a leg injury (most likely from a bad case of the angry pirate) and needs physical assistance walking with a diamond encrusted cane.

Vaginal Contractor - I don’t know what you know about me, I’m a motha fuckin’ V.A.G.I.N.A.L C.O.N.T.R.A.C.T.O.R.!

by Mack Daddy Mik August 19, 2006

Contradiction

"Compassionate Conservative."

I am a compassionate conservative. Please excuse me, I need to go join the army so I can kill - no, I mean "help" - the people in Iraq.

How come some people can have examples without the word and I can't?

Contradiction

by Abudoobie January 9, 2006

Colorado Kool-Aid

Coors Beer, brewed in Golden, Colorado.

Wally, who has no sense of taste, bought a case of Colorado Kool-Aid.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 6, 2005

Contradiction

The stupidest essay error of all time, and clearly points out that you couldn't possibly know less about the thing you were talking about, unless of course you acknowledge the contradiction.

Adolf Hitler was a cunning philanthropist. He was skilled in painting art, and led the Nazi regime, whose genocide was the leading cause of death for Jews in Europe at the time.

The Bible does not present all accurate information, and contains quite a few contradictions. In 2 Samuel, 24:1, God is the person to tell David to count his Israelite troops, but oddly, in I Chronicles 2, 1:1, Satan is counted as the person to tell David to count his troops.

by LWxxDark Wolf November 29, 2009

colorado rockies

baseball team in Denver, playing in Pitcher's Hell (Coors Field)

The Rockies are usually competitive, but never too good.

by Baseballer March 28, 2004