Clom

The sound you make when you're fucking a bitch. Also used to signify something good happening.

"hey John did you get it in last night"... "Yeah man I was clomming her shit for hours"

"we just picked up an ounce!"... "CLOM! I'll get the bong out"

by John McClom October 25, 2011

clomping

Pooping a little bit in the bed after having anal sex.

"Jerry and I were doing it in the ass and when he pulled out I started clomping. I couldn't stop it!"

by toshasalad March 13, 2015

Colombian Breakfast

waking up and doing a line of cocaine to get your day off to the best possible start

Jack: "Wow Luke you seem very energetic and focused this morning!"
Luke: "Yeah I had a Colombian Breakfast, I'm feeling fucking fantastic! FUCK FRUIT AND FIBRE."

by broadsword March 16, 2014

Coloma

A shit-hole of a town located in southwestern Michigan. Not known at all to most people, but if you mention the nearby city of Benton Harbor, they will recognize the riots of 2003. With poor education starting in elementary where the teachers have been falling ill with cancerous diseases and everyone wondering "why??" the average student who graduates from Coloma ends up staying there for the rest of their lives, and "wishes they had gotten out when they could." Also, the locals are getting bought out by FIPS. Good luck trying to get a house anywhere near the lakes, they are bought already.

Lastly, when the water tower got painted or "vandalized" in 2007, it looked a lot better than it did before, and now.

I have a Coloma ejumication.

Wow this place is a dump, what's it called? oh, Coloma eh?

by Moses Nile March 26, 2009

coleman

a sweet guy at first but as time goes on you actually wanna fucking kill him because he's the biggest asswipe ever

don't get to close that Coleman kid will break your heart

by Mike wasoutski February 6, 2019

Colombian Sauna

The way a car smells and feels after someone has smoked a considerable amount of marijuana inside of it, of course, with the windows rolled up.

Sam: Its so hot and smokey in your car man!

John: Yeah its like a Colombian Sauna.

Sam: Thats my favorite kind of sauna. ;)

by SassySam July 13, 2012

Colombian neck-tie

Slitting a man's throat and pulling his tongue out through the hole; Invented by Colombian Drug lord Pablo Escobar

Yo did you see that guy's toung comming out through his slit throat? that shit called the Colombian neck-tie

by AC December 23, 2003