Coconut ice

A sexual practice in which a penised partner ejaculates into a receiving partner’s nostrils

We’ve tried coconut ice yesterday and I can’t get the smell of Jake’s cum out of my nose.

by Coconuticer April 1, 2021

Hit A Coconut

to fuck a Jamaican person

Man I'm finna fly down to Kingston to hit a coconut!

by D'Qwan's Ultamite MIxtape August 26, 2016

Bald Coconut

When a bald man sticks his head in a woman's vagina.

DUDE, I'M TOTALLY GONNA GIVE YOUR MOM A BALD COCONUT TONIGHT!!!!!

by baldcoconutman69 April 25, 2011

coconut behaviour

when you're being stupid asf and you look dumb.

"omg i just texted Courtney back"
"bruv coconut behaviour"

by angelhoneyybroski November 16, 2020

coconut head

My grandson, Bricen, whose head looks like a fuzzy coconut.

His head is hard and fuzzy like a coconut.

by Pappy December 6, 2003

nonnie's coconuts

basically the largest boobs known to man. at 12:00pm precisely they are so big they must be pushed up into form by a young grandson Johnny. Nonnie is a wonderful woman that should be sainted later in life.

"Nonnie's coconuts are very saggy. What time is it?"
"Oh Johnny, its 11:59. No wonder why..."

by sdfahsokfgln January 12, 2008

coconut blonde

Someone with dark hair typically brown... who has blonde moments ALOT

is not her fault shes just a coconut blonde!

by Fisker May 9, 2008