CockLocked

When a man likes a girl and wants all here “features” Badly and only her.

Man 1: “Dude, im CockLocked of sofia”

Man 2: “ Fight me cause i am too”

by PussySlayer604 May 3, 2018

Cockboozled

It means bamboozled but in reference to penises.

I have been cockboozled

by 000iiii March 19, 2018

Cockbooger

That little dribble of cum on the tip of your penis after a male orgasm.

Man after I jerked off I still had a cockbooger on my dick when I went to put my underwear back on. Shit's everywhere!

by ClitCommander May 30, 2018

CockJock

A gayboi or a girl gets penatrated in the bum or fanny by riding the mans dick

John “oh boy was that cockjock good last night!”
Mellisa “wait so you rid his cock like a horse and it went up your arse?”
John “oh yeah it diddddd”

by MC Mental is the name December 8, 2018

cockgobbler

another insult to call someone you don't like, most effective if the person you are arguing with is a female. Cockgobblers usually are feminists, furries, sjws, liberals, those bitchy girls at school, or any old ass grocery store employee that yells at you and your friends for no reason or anyone yelling at you because your skateboarding.

Angry dude: HEY STOP SKATING THERE
Skater dude: yo shut the fuck up you cockgobbler
Angry dude: WHAT YOU CALL ME?
skater dude: a cockgobbler you fuckin fag
*skater proceeds to absolute suplex the angry dude*

by TheBeaterOfMeats March 14, 2019

cockgobbler

Someone who gobbles mad cock and will never stop givin that slop bop top.

hey kaiden b, " i heard your grandmas a sexy gilf cockgobbler!" you should invite her over sometime(;

by fucklord69 April 12, 2019

Cockgobbler

A vast army of gender confused white privileged LARPers, living in their mother's basement while attending college from the ages of 16 to 32 under the illusion that they are the frontline fighting off fascist Nazis in a world where Communism is good.

Traits of Cockgobbler LARPers include:
- Potbellied
- Hunchbacked
- Man Buns
- Skinny Jeans
- Hipster beards
- Black hoods and masks
- Gender confusion
- Gender fluid is their beverage of choice
- Vegan
- Avid fortnight and D&D player
- Generally privileged of white ethnicities
- Drive a Prius or Volkswagen
- effeminate (If male....including gynecomastia, low T and are cucks)
- Feminists Domineering types (If female)
- The wearing of pussy hats
- Practice of witchcraft
- Frequent temper tantrums and stomping
- General misunderstanding of the words socialism, fascist and Nazi
- Believe Hitler actually wasn't a Socialist
- Insist on using MSNBC, CNN, Snopes and Politifact for all sources of information
- Hold open hostilities towards anyone NON COMMUNIST
- Insist Socialism has never been done right
- Regularly physically assault elderly, small women, weak and occasionally gay males.

- Major proponents of infanticide
- Hatred for the United States and all that is good
- Also go under the alias of Antifa, snowflake commie bastards and Democrat

Going downtown to blow a load into a few of those cockgobblers down there protesting the American Flag. I'll be back when I'm done getting my cock gobbled.

by The guy who bones Tony's mom July 2, 2019