Cock block

A cock block is a place is the imagination where all people other than your spouse have forgotten about your cock for a second.

I've got another cock block coming in 5,4,3,2,1....

by Chest tanks June 19, 2017

cock block ring

A device simple or extravagant that when placed on a woman's left ring finger effectively blocks her from accepting the advances of other men regardless of the qualities the other men possess.

Other names for this device are "promise ring" or "engagement ring"

Chris's friend Tim "Hey Chris I just saw your girl having dinner with another guy... I think you are in trouble because they looked damn good together!"

Chris "damn I better give her a cock block ring!"

by Romandell October 22, 2017

Cock Block

(Cock Block) Is when you block a person on social media by sending them a picture of your cock.

I cock blocked yesterday

by TheUltimateSimpNigha November 21, 2020

Laptop Cock-Block

When a man is masturbating to a video on his laptop, but just when point of finishing happens his laptop dies leaving him unable to finish.

I was jacking off when all of a sudden, I got Laptop Cock-Blocked.

by doubledecker100 March 25, 2011

Cock block

Abbie Snelling

“Man I was trying to get this girls number but I got cock blocked”

“Oh did abbie get in the way”

by Abbie Snelling June 9, 2019

Cock block

My step father

He is a huge cock block

by Blank nightie December 2, 2024

cock block

when a guy sees a girl and starts to pop a boner by he can't because he's either in a public place or around people.

Steven: "oh man see that chick?!"
Pete: "yea dude she's a hottie"
Steven: "dude I'm getting hard just lookin at her..."
Pete: "here comes the boss!!"
Stevn: "oh man that's a cock blocker."

by Hotpinkluvr May 13, 2009