Bro: What happened to that one girl you were talking to?
Me: She was being a bitch so I cock n block'd her
Me: She was being a bitch so I cock n block'd her
by wesley walker December 21, 2021

A guy and a girl sit down next to each other body language facing one another. The cock blocker then pulls up a chair and sits between them.
Person 1: why’s that guy interrupting a two person conversation?
Person 2: oh you mean Jason? He’s about to assume the cock blocking position.
Person 1: why’s that guy interrupting a two person conversation?
Person 2: oh you mean Jason? He’s about to assume the cock blocking position.
by Unblockmycock September 14, 2020

When there is a row of cars all traveling at the same speed on a highway with no one in front of them while restricting everyone else behind them from moving forwards freely.
Thanks to those inconsiderate barbarians that decided to create a vehicular cock block I ended up missing my flight.
by darkestbeforedawn June 13, 2015

by Rere272728 April 25, 2019

A cock block is a place is the imagination where all people other than your spouse have forgotten about your cock for a second.
by Chest tanks June 19, 2017

by Blunteeezy August 5, 2008
